Pseudo-Philosophies:
Definition-False Philosophy or as Danny would say "Crap that comes out of the wrong end"
+ "If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win." A Beautiful Mind
+ "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...but only if the beholder has eyes."
+ "Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music"
+ "It is not considered illegal untill you are caught"-Matt Keller
+ "By the way of loss, one gains."-Danny
+ "Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
+ "You posses only that which cannot be lost in a ship wreck." - Sufi Wisdom
+ "It's better to be silent and be considered a fool then to speak and remove all doubt."
+ "Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
+ "Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield."
+ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
+ "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter"- E.E. Cummings
Quotes:
definition-fun little sayings and sometimes competely random thoughts.
+ "I fear no test until I receive the results."-Danny
+ "The time is: 9:01:09 PM. Do you know where your kids are?"
+ "What? Its only pee"-Jon Hiatt
+ "Im the leader!"-Jon Hiatt
+ "Sugar in the Raw dude"
+ "You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war." -Charles Barkley
+ "DDDUUUDDDEEEE"
+ "Rightoues"
+ "My memory serves me not well"-Libby Hiatt"
+ "You come into my house...and you disrespect my screwdriver."-Danny
+ "Seriously!"
+ "In meine hose"-Mark Thorn>
+ "Dad you man"-Matt Keller
+ "Dude yea man"
+ "I'm not the one that is wierd....you are the one that is wierd for thinking im wierd."-The Joey
+ "Sometimes I just become infuriated at this blasted AOL"-Paul Doss
+ "Why is it that a group of letters forms a word but a group of numbers is still a number" Brent a.k.a. "Roger"
+ "There is no spooning!" Nathan Mattox
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