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Basement: 3 Inches to the Left

"I use it. Everyday. It's my batcave." -Eric

The basement has been a beloved hangout for the whole '70s gang since the very beginning. Located under the Forman house, it's the one place where the kids can go to light their frankincense, listen to records, watch tv, or perform unspeakable acts on the ever-tainted couch.

"Me and Jackie did it like a bajillion times on this old sofa." -Kelso

"Donna come, let us leave this unholy place behind." -Eric

"I'm leaving too....this basement's tainted for me now." -Eric

But despite all the...."unholiness"...the basement is a refuge from their parents and a place to forget their troubles....when they sit in the circle.

"We always think of such brilliant things down here! but then later I can't remember any of them!" -Eric

Now the sacred "circle" or the "360" has become a trademark of T7S, and the majority of them occur in ~The Basement~. When people think of "the circle" they think of special brownies, whipped cream head, and any meaningless thought that comes out of Kelso's mouth...and that's when he's NOT in the circle.

Kelso - "I heard about these people that live in France.."
Hyde - "..what do they do?"
Kelso - "They're incredibly....french!"

Of course you can only expect the most comedic performances during these precious moments.


Eric - "We are going to do this play the way it was meant to be done. And noooo....space men."
Kelso - "And I think we should be nicer to those of us that want to watch Christmas Specials. I mean when Rudolph's nose shown so bright and Santa realized he could guide the sleigh at night, that was a great moment in American History."
Hyde - "Kelso....Rudolph was small....had a girly voice...and I'm pretty sure he was light in the hooves, if you know what I mean."
Fez - "Of course he was light in the hooves, he could fly. ......ohhhh....I would have guessed Prancer."
Eric - "Well, you've all ignored me, so I'll take that as a resounding vote of confidence."

*Pastor Dave mistakes Eric for smoking pot*
*He fires Eric*
*Eric storms out*

*oblivious to what just happened..*
Kelso - ".........Rudolph had a girlfriend! Her name was Clarice! She thought he was cute! You know, if anyone was gay it was that..Herbie! No straight elf has hair like that!" - An Eric Forman Christmas


It is signifigant to the whole T7S experience, even if it is just a stinky basement.

"What a long strange trip it's been....in Forman's basement." - Kelso


Jackie & Hyde: Moments in the Basement

- The kiss that began it all during "That Price is Right" over the summer
- the place they continued their summer fling
- the place they were busted
- Where Hyde entered with his newly shaved face to cheer Jackie up
- where Hyde gave her his favorite tshirt
- Their first breakup over the "Get off my boyfriend" incident
- Jackie's heated "I love you" argument

Thanks to the people who added anything to this :)