Q: What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks
Q: Why are soccer players never asked to dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling.
Q: Why did the soccer player hold his shoe to his ear?
A: Because he likes sole music.
Q: Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?
A: Because he was a Boxer.
Q: Which insect didn't play well in goal?
A: The fumble bee.
Q: How did the soccer field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: What tea do soccer players drink?
Q: Where do soccer players dance?
A: At a soccer ball
Q: What did the bumble bee striker say?
A: Hive scored
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match