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Committee for Corporate Responsibility blames consumers for global warming. Chief scientist singles out farting as cause of world's woes...

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Corporate sector condemns wasteful government subsidies to health and education. Mining Industry suffers as students live the life of Riley...

Outrage! Corporation required to clean up up after itself. CEO cites lazy consumers as cause of waste.

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Are you overwhelmed by convoluted Acronyms?
Don't worry SPAC's handy tips will help put you back onto the road to acronym clarity.

K.I.S.I.A.A.P. - Keep It Simple If At All Possible

M.A.S.H. - Make Acronyms Sound Harmless

A.C.A.G.A. - A Clear Acronym is a Good Acronym

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SPAC Acronym Accreditation

Have your acronym accredited with SPAC's Approved Acronym Rating. The first professional accreditation for acronyms anywhere in the world. SPAC, ensuring excellence in public perception realignment.

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SPAC Staff Contact list

CEO - Mr. Rupert Fairpacker
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Chief Public Perception Tweak Engineer - Dr. Fib Goebels M.Bs lies_halfthruths@spac.com

Blame and Recriminations Officer - Prof. Bronwyn Bush M.Blam
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In House Telephone Sanitisers - Arthur Prefect & Ford Dent apologiestophillipadams@spac.com

Glossary
NICE - Not Interested in Controlling Emissions
PSI-FI - Public Subsidies Ignore Foul Industries
CARR - Can Access Rotten revenues
BFG - Buy Friends in Government
SMOG - Some Money Offa Government
SHIT - Sue Harass Intimidate Threaten
TEDDY - Tiny Electron Destruction & Distribution Yard
YUM - Yes to Uranium Mining

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Poll:

What should be done about the environment?

1. The Governmnet should clean it up.

2. It is the fault of lazy consumers, they should
pick up their litter.

3. Nothing, what's
the problem?