Smeagol's Secret Diary
Names for Him
Day 1: I found some hobbit sneaking around my den this morning and decided to follow him. Tricksy little hobbities! Seems as though they are headed for Rivendale. I snuck into his backpack and decided to hitch a ride. I think that that Sam kid really likes to give hugs and that I have broken something. My eyes are surely going to squeeze out of my sockets soon!
Day 2: Landed in Rivendale today. One of the little men seems to be hiding something from someone. Maybe he is hiding his real gender from Sam, but I would expect he have found out already by the way he washed him so many times. I hate strawberries.
Day 3: Dressed as lawn gnome for secret council meeting. They are trying to destroy the precious. Since looking like a gnome I was thrown into a closet.That may be a problem.
Day 4: Spent night in closet. Had another fight with myself. Jumped into elfs bag. Was bruised by bumping into all of his tolietries. Was blinded by hair spray and knocked out by the compact. It is getting colder.
Day 5: Starting to get warmer again. I resorted to a diferent bag. Not good choice. It was filled with cooking pots.
Day 6: Have resorted to walking. It is very dark. Think we are in a mine. Feet hurt. Am cold. Fell into a crevase. Not good.
Day 7: Chased by Orcs. Orcs have look unfriendly and have bad breath. Bridge collapsed. May surve as a difficulty. Had to swing across. Hit the other side.
Day 8: I have left cave in search of hobbities and rather large friends again. Heard sounds from the trees above, sounded like moans, dont want to investigate.
Day 9: Followed long, white, haired men. Lead me to big treed city. Found nothing but pointed shoes and white robes. Must have missed the hobbities. Bathed in a nice bird bath. In other news, found bottle of Rogaine. Spilled on myself and know have rather long strands of hair growing on parts of my body.Was kicked today more than usual.
Day 10: Have found hobbities and large men traveling in small boats. Have resorted to swimming on a log behind them. Was bitten several times today in naughty places. Nasty little perverted fishies. Couldnt pee for 6 whole hours!
Day 11: Company has been split. Really need to invest in clouthes and sandles.
Day 12: Me thinks that me have seen this movie before and that the little guys dies. Must reread the the third book again.
