Think about it, in and of itself, prom blows goat nuts. First, there's the money you spend: tux, tickets, maybe limo, and some guys who are bitches to thier girls even pay for the dress. Then prom night comes and what do you get to do? Basically jack around for a few hours. Whether you eat at prom or at a restraunt, the food is probably pretty good, although I find it hard to enjoy food when I know I'm getting screwed for it. Then, you dance. Which can be ok, but if you're like me you can't get too excited and you'll end up ripping your tux pants and having to pay for them. Plus, some girls are offended by that for some reason.

So, the only reason to go to prom is to score points, and then cash them in for action. You don't have to get sex necessarily for prom to be worth the trouble, but just making out doesn't cut it either. I'd say at least a good hand job would be worth it, if the girl is hot.

Unfortunatley, over the years, parents have come up with ways to try to inhibit guys from getting any on prom night. First is the after prom, a terrible excuse for "fun" that was invented by evil teachers to inhibit teenagers from having a good time. They may say it is to prevent drunk driving, but the morons who do that will probably do it anyway. Then there's King's Island, which is fun, but who wants to get up that early after a night of sex? Nobody. And that's why its a perfect excuse girls can use to go homw right after prom.

I realize its hard to tell whether or not a girl will give anything up. It would be a lot easier if some girls just wore shirts that say "keep away: cock blocker". Sometimes its just luck of the draw. So, to all of you who will be layed prom night, "way to go champ", and to those who won't, "sorry, loser."