HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY SKRITZY PIE!!
OOGA CHAKA!! OOGA OOGA!! OOGA CHAKA!!OOGA CHAKA!! OOGA OOGA!! OOGA CHAKA!! OOGA OOGA!!
I can't stop this Skritzy deep inside of me.
Oh Skritzy Pie what you do to me.
I-I-I-I I'm hooked on the Skritzy'!! I'm
High on believin' that you will fart on me!!
Your ass is as sweet as candy, tuna in a bag stays on my mind
Skritz, you keep my thirsty for another heavy band to find
I got it bad for you Pie, but I don't need a cure
I'll just torture Justice and hope I can endure
All the shitty forecasts when we surfed all day
I don't know how I'm gonna last here another day
Keep it up, Skritz, yeah you naughty Tuna Boy!!
I-I-I-I I'm hooked on the Skritzy'!! I'm
High on believin' that you will fart on me!!
I-I-I I'm hooked on the Skritzy'
High on believin' that you will have a great Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER!!
All my Love,
Schmoldberg
