Big Show and Bret Hart d. Billy and Chuck via Show stoppa

Justin Credible d. Booker T and Raven via Superkick to Booker T

|- Scene - Mayhem Kicks Off Live From Albany, New York! - The Scene opens with a massive titantron promo as the first ever World Wrestling Entertainment show... kick's off live, live from Albany, New York City!!! The Fan's erupt as the words blast out of the PA "Tonight, all you people are here to witness... the first ever World Wrestling Entertainment Show and remember... whatever you see here tonight, should not be repeated, therefore... let the show... begin!" A massive electrical flash happens which sends a shockwave across the massively cheering fans and yes, here we go... WWE Mayhem has begun when....

" O N E   O F   A   K I N D "

|- RVD's music hits aloud over the PA as the fans erupt for the high flying amazingly talented WWE Superstar... he is quick to make his way to the ring and soon slides under the ropes, rolls to his feet and jumps around in a circle with his hands high in the air... what an ovation for this amazing athlete and it doesn't take long for him to grab a microphone and begin to speak... only here on.... Mayhem -|

|- "Whole Fucking Show" Rob Van Dam -| Thankyou, damn guys and girls... what an ovation! I have to say, I'm thankful to be here in Albany [Big Pop] and I hope you enjoy tonight's show... but guess what, that's not what I'm out here for, in fact, I wanted to address the World Wrestling Entertainment Owner... Vince McMahon! Vince, back in the old WWE, I was up their in the top of the rankings, facing people like Triple H on Raw for the Undisputed Championship until one day, you sold and bankrupt the company, leaving me jobless, until last week when I signed a contract with you for another run in another WWE.... Well Vince, I'm here to reclaim what should be mine... the WWE Championship! You see, I worked my ass off to get their dude and now, now I want that gold, so c'mon man, don't make me have to beat everyone in this federation before I finally get a shot... so bro, how about you come on out and lemme know what's going on!

" M E D A L S "

|- Scene -| Kurt Angle's music hits as the Olympic Champion makes his way out onto the ramp and down towards the ring against a massive booing ovation. He shakes his head in disgust as he walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring... Angle get's a microphone and is very quick to speak against or towards Rob Van Dam... who knows? But were about to find out.

|- "The Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle -| Now just wait a minute their mister! I'm not a freakin' idiot, I'm not going to sit back and let you claim that you should be the WWE Champion... no way buster! I should be the freakin' Champion, not some drug taking lunatic like you... and if you don't like it, you can kiss my butt because Pal, your Olympic Hero is going to become World Champion and when I do, I may consider letting you have a shot... after some therapy of course... you know? For that Drug addiction that you have, after all, I can't be facing some "high" untalented wrestler! It wouldn't be fair, and Rob, don't go winging about it because if their is one thing that I have... it's a cry baby! [Fans Chant Asshole] What the heck? You people are so stupid, I mean, of course we already knew that, but how can you call me such a crude name, by god, I'm an Olympic Freakin Medallist, I won gold for this country... well not for you bums, but for this country and your children look up to me [Fans Boo] and this is the re-payment I get? No Freakin way, I deserve the World Wrestling Entertainment World Championship... Oh It's True... It's Damn True!

|- Scene -| Rob doesn't take none of it and starts beating away at Angle with left and rights before whipping him to the corner and following with a shoulder barge a back flip and... no, Angle blocks with a clothesline on the return! The Olympic Hero quickly rips off his shirt and screams "WOOOOOOO"  before grabbing Van Dams Ankle and...ANKLE LOCK!! He locks it in tight, but wait... RVD flips over, kick to the head of Angle and... he's back up, he runs to the ropes, comes back and... ROLLING THUNDER!! Kurt quickly rolls out of the ring and walks backwards up the ramp staring down Rob Van Dam who is by now standing on the second rope with his arms spread out shouting abuse at Angle to come and get some... but he doesn't as the scene fades to the first ever commercial. By the time the camera's come back they are strait away in the backstage area where Jeff Hardy, Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman and Shawn Michaels are all waiting... the referee rings the bell as the first ever World Wrestling Entertainment match... begins!

Backstage Battle
Triple Threat
Brock Lesnar   Vs.   Jeff Hardy   Vs.  Shawn Michaels

Oh God, the match is underway as Lesnar clotheslines down Hardy and is quick on the attack with Michaels as both men beat on each other going toe to toe with left and right hands before Brock scoops up The Heart Break Kid and drops him with an awesome backbreaker before Jeff Hardy is up and runs at him, attacking The Next Big Thing from behind with a forearm shot and taking him over to a steel fence and beating his head off it twice before... NO! Brock picks up Hardy and... rams him head first into the solid steel, by god what a move... HBK is by now up and attacks yet again from behind sending Lesnar into the steel and then off again into a DDT.... Somehow, someway, HBK connected a DDT on Brock Lesnar. He pins One... Two... Hardy breaks it up with a diving elbow to the back of Shawn Michaels. Jeff though, isn't stupid and quickly goes to work on The Heartbreaker with left and rights before taking him down the corridor to a ladder which he pushes him up and follows... Shawn looks to be escaping as he is at the top of a dome, below is glass panels all the way to the concrete floor... about 3-4 feet... not very high but very painful as both men slug it out on the first panel of glass... Jeff attempts a DDT but it's blocked and reversed into an attempted Fisherman's Suplex, which is also blocked as Hardy flips out and lands on his feet.. only to be tooken down by a massive SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Out Of No-where, The Xtreme goes down and hit's hard, but doesn't break The glass... WHAT'S THIS!? IT'S BROCK LESNAR FROM BEHIND!! He scoops up Shawn Michaels and.... oh god, no way... F5!! THROUGH THE FIRST THICK GLASS PANEL!! Michaels is busted up, face, chest and glass all over his red wrestling tights.... Jeff Hardy slowly crawls to his feet, only to bump strait into Lesnar who is also busted open on his back due to the glass when it broke... Heyman is screaming instructions at his client as he picks up Jeff Hardy and..... F5!! Through the first left over piece of glass and strait through the second, Brock Lesnar has just destroyed Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michael's as he is also a bloody mess... The Next Big Thing quickly pins Hardy One... Two... Three!! Thank god it's over! First Michaels with a massive F5 through one panel of glass, then Hardy through the piece he was on and the second piece... what a match of destruction but somehow, Brock Lesnar comes out the victor!

Winner: Brock Lesnar

| - Scene -| The Scene opens up in the ring before the show starts. It's dark and empty as The Undertaker stands alone by the ring steps. The Whole of the ring has been set up, along with the setting.. it's going to be a cracking show, but what's this recorder earlier footage doing being shown? What has it got to do with tonight's event, I'm afraid we may be about to find out as The Phenom begins to speaks.... but stops, for some unknown reason.... he stops, steps up to the first step, then the second step and finally to the third step where he rolls his eyes back in his head before speaking to the people at home and back in the WWE Live Show who are awaiting to see what he has to say.

|- "The Phenom" The Undertaker -| The creatures of the night, they tell me thing's.... they're telling me to make them proud, they want me to be their leader... they want to be seen, they want what I want... To be Noticed, To Be Alive.... but to be dead, dead in the soul, the mind... in the life.... You see, as you people are watching, I'm plotting and as my match begins and Kurt Angle makes his way down that ramp, he's heading into my hell zone, he's heading to an earlier grave because I.... The Phenom.... The Undertaker.... will make sure that Kurt Angle get's buried! Now you may think that my time has come and gone, but it's just beginning, a new era, a new time, a new darkness.... a ministry of my own is forming, a cell of my mind is pumping as if it is me... and as I do it's bidding, Kurt Angle will fall and live in his bed which I have made... I will make that casket for him, it has his name on it, he won't be walking away, he won't be getting out and when the air tightens and he is gasping for breath... then we he will realize that the only man worthy of holding the WWE Championship.... is me! The Undertaker! So how did I know that Kurt thinks he is worthy? How did I know something that happened today.... well that's for me to know and for Kurt to find out when I bury him alive, lock up that casket and leave him to.....

R E S T    I N    P E A C E

Street Fight
Singles Match
The Rock   Vs.  Triple H

"If You Smell... What The Rock... Is Cookin!" The Rock's music hits as The People's Champion makes his way to the ring for the first in-ring match up of the night. The Fans give him an awesome ovation as he enters the ring and awaits his opponent. "Time To Play The Game" Triple H's music hits as The Game makes his way to the ring and get's in, both men are ready to battle it out as they go nose to the nose in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, HHH hits The Rock with a cheap shot knocking him off balance, boom, The Rock battles back, laying The Smackdown down on Triple H... He beats him to the corner where he continues the assault before pulling him out into a short arm clothesline, he pins... One... Two... Kick Out! It's to early for a near fall as The Rock pulls Triple H to his feet and slams him strait back down with a Spinebuster before slowly stomping away at him with hard, sharp, cocky kicks. The referee eventually breaks it up and gives The Game a chance to get to his feet... once he does, The Rock pushes the referee out of the way and goes strait after The Game with a clothesline, but he ducks and left, right, left, kick, clothesline! The Game with a brilliant combination of moves decks The Rock with a big clothesline... but he's up... The Rock won't just stay down and stumbles around only to walk into a massive high knee shot taking him down and out... can Triple H pin? He does... One... Two... Kick Out! The Rock's too strong and isn't giving up that easily! The People's Champion is back up and both men stare each other down before sliding to the outside of the ring and going under it, both men pull out a weapon each... Rock with a chair and Triple H with a Sledgehammer, he slowly stalks The Rock who is trying to un-bend the chair, he turns around and... SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE HEAD! No! The Rock ducks and CRACK!! The Rock smashes the chair upside The Games head and quickly sets up the steel steps... The Great One then grabs HHH and smashes his head off them a few times before standing him up, throwing him Game until he turns around and..... ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!  WAIT! Yet another Reversal and... kick to the mid-section, can we see it? THE PEDIGREE!! The Game covers... One... Two... Three!!! By God, Triple H has defeated The Rock in one hell of a close call match up! Both men should be proud of their performances.

Winner: Triple H

| - Scene -| The Scene opens backstage after to brilliant matches, we see The Rock focusing for his match, then a glimpse of Triple H getting some water before the camera swirls around to a room in which the young Marc Lloyd is standing alone at... he seem's very nervous and worried until the door slowly opens and out steps Vince McMahon... the fans erupt into a quick state of mass confusion and disruption, not knowing whether or not to cheer or boo as he stands looking deep into the eyes of the young man standing in front of him.... Marc obviously want's and Interview but Vince seem's pretty pissed off that he has the audacity to stand outside his room and wait instead of knocking. Vince quickly speaks before Marc get's the chance, shocking the young man.

|- "The Boss" Vince McMahon -| What do you want?

 |- "The Young Interviewer" Marc Lloyd -| Just a quick word Sir.

|- "The Boss" Vince McMahon -| Well Okay, since I'm in a good mood... why not!

 |- "The Young Interviewer" Marc Lloyd -| Thankyou. Now Mr. McMahon... you have brought upon an amazing show here tonight, with some awesome matches with brilliant stipulations and ratings state that we are the number one show being watched right now... so congratulations but uh, what are your thoughts on the situation that occurred earlier on tonight where Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam got into a brawl over the WWE Championship and then The Undertaker says in not so many words that he believes he is worthy... who will you give the chance too?

|- "The Boss" Vince McMahon -| Marc, Marc, Marc... your a very good Interviewer... your young and your obviously talented, but for the record... I would appreciate you knocking my door next time... now, back on the subject of what you were previously talking about.... Kurt Angle, The Undertaker and Rob Van Dam... all three men think they deserve a shot at the World Championship.... they all think they have what it takes to own the top gold and be the top dog... don't they? Well In the INTEREST OF FAIRNESS... none of them deserve the chance... because everyone should be equal, in fact... watching the show tonight, made me realize a few things and the man that has caught my eye... heh, well... he will be in a match next week on Mayhem for the World Championship.... along with someone else who has caught my eye... who are these two men? You'll see! You'll See!

| - Scene -|  Vince cockily walks off leaving everyone wandering... who could be the two men who deserve a shot at the WWE Championship... especially when only The Rock, Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Shawn Michaels and Brock Lesnar have wrestled... maybe it's someone who was performing before the show... who knows?

Chair On A Pole Match
Singles
Billy Kidman   Vs.   Eddie Guerrero

"Sreeeacccchhhh" The screeching noise of a vehicle is heard as Billy Kidman makes his way out from behind the curtain for this amazing Chair On A Pole Match! The Pole is set up as The Young athlete makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring... After a little while "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero's music hits as Latino Heat makes his way to the ring and enters... he stares down Kidman before attacking without notice, he beats down The Shooting Star with big forearm blows until stomping him out of the ring and screaming abuse into the fans. Eddie is displeased as he runs to the ropes, comes back and... flies over the top with a huge flying press catching a dizzy Billy Kidman off guard. Both men are quick to get back to their feet... Kidman being more dizzy get's hit first by a hard right but ducks a running clothesline, connecting with a drop toe hold sending Eddie Guerrero face first into the solid steel steps. Meanwhile, the fans are cheering like crazy for Billy as he picks his opponent up, rolls him into the ring and follows... both men have taken their knocks as Eddie uses the ropes to get to his feet... turns around and walks strait into a massive dropkick before falling flat on his face... Billy then takes his chance and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle, then the third and reaches up for the chair... only for Eddie to come from behind and slam him hard with an Electric Chair Drop! This match is great, just like the others tonight as now Eddie makes his way up onto the third turnbuckle and attempts to grab the chair... can he do it? HE DOES! Eddie Grabs the chair and is holding it on the turnbuckle until Billy runs, jumps onto the second one and starts beating away at his abdomen and back before snatching the chair, throwing it to the canvas and putting Eddies head between his legs and flying in one quick motion.... Oh WAIT! Reversal.. Eddie somehow in mid-air grabs onto the ropes with his feet and sends Billy Kidman face first into the steel chair and he impacted so hard that he flipped strait over and... can it be!? Eddie sets himself up on the top turnbuckle and.... FROGSPLASH!!!.... CONNECTED!! HE PINS.... ONE.... TWO... THREE!!! EDDIE GUERRERO DEFEATS BILLY KIDMAN IN ANOTHER GREAT MATCH UP FOR TONIGHT!

Winner: Eddie Guerrero

| - Scene -|  The Camera cuts to the ring after a commercial break and when it get's their, in the center of the ring is standing Randy Orton... he looks pleased with himself before speaking

|- "The Future" Randy Orton -| Let me introduce myself to everyone. I am Randy Orton, the future of the WWE. I come to the World Wrestling Entertainment with reasons. I want to make a name for myself. No one will ever think of my family when I am done with my accomplishments. And all of it will start this upcoming Monday night. I will be stepping into the ring with two proven superstars of the WWE. My opponents will be Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin. I look to take this match given to me by Vince McMahon, and I look to show the world that I am a dominant force in the making. This match is a submissions match. Now maybe I am not one of the best in the submission area, but I will always find a way to win. Winning is what I want to do. I always step into this ring thinking I am going to win, and that is what I plan on doing. This Monday, when Mayhem comes around, Chris Jericho and Stone Cold will found out why I am the future. Here in the WWE, I plan on making my way to the top. And I will go through every single superstar that I have to in order for me to do it. And I plan on having it all start with Austin and Jericho on Mayhem. Let me talk a little about my opponents. First I will start with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now Austin, you have had a number of accomplishments in your career, and you have made yourself one of the top superstars to step foot into the ring. But you are one of those people that I see as old timers. You used to be someone that everyone feared when stepping into the ring with you. But I am one that will not fear you at all. You are going to see the match you're in, and you might not even know who the hell I am. Well at Mayhem, I will make sure that you find out who I am. Austin, you are going to hear what I have to say right now, and you're probably just going to laugh at it. Well you won't be laughing at Mayhem, but I will be. I will be laughing once you are down on the ground tapping out, and then you will have to accept that Randy Orton, the rookie, just beat you! Maybe you might be thinking that I am running my mouth too much, that I am being too cocky for a rookie superstar, well I am very confident in winning this match on Monday night. Stone Cold Steve Austin, you better be prepared, because you are about to step into the ring with the greatest young talent the WWE has ever seen! Now let me move onto Chris Jericho. Jericho is someone that refers to himself as the "Living Legend". Well Jericho, what makes you a legend? I don't think you have done anything so great in your career that allows you to call yourself a legend. And maybe I'm wrong about it, maybe you are good enough to be called a legend. You will just have to show me that on Monday night. And I know that you are one of the best when it comes to submission moves…and now you've got your type of match. I realize that the odds are against me in this match. That is for two reasons, one, I am not very experienced in the ring, and two, I do not know so much about submissions. But what I plan to do is go up against all the odds. Just like how the Anaheim Angels went up all the odds and ended up winning the World Series. I will go up against all odds, and I will make Stone Cold tap out, and I will make Chris Jericho tap out! I will be a rookie sensation, and I will soon be one of the best around here in the WWE. Great chance for me to get a jump-start on it all by going up against Jericho and Austin, two people already considered the best around today. This is the best opportunity I can ask for. I just hope that every single superstar watches Mayhem, because I want everyone to know just what the talent is. People always tell me what such a great wrestler my father was. Well just wait until you see what I can do. Just wait until Mayhem on Monday night when I send down Chris Jericho and I send down Stone Cold. You will all witness me making them tap out screaming and begging for me to let them go. So be prepared for Mayhem, because it is time to get rid of the old guys, and make way for the FUTURE!

| - Scene -|  The seen fades to a King Of The Ring Advert before returning for the next match.

First Blood Match
Singles Match
The Ultimate Warrior   Vs.   Jamie Noble

"New Beginning" The Ultimate Warriors music hits and out comes the face painted hero wearing yellow and green... his old costume and hopefully his old attitude. Theirs a standing ovation for him as he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring, grabbing a hold of the ropes, he shakes them violently before "Jammmiiieeeee.... Nobbbblllleeee" Jamie Nobles music hits and out onto the ramp accompanied by his slutly girlfriend appears Jamie Noble. He walks down the ramp and quickly exchanges a kiss with Nidia before entering the ring and staring down his very much so experienced opponent. The bell rings and the match is underway as The Ultimate Warrior puts his arm into the air and shakes his hand about signaling for Noble to do the same... which he does as both men lock up in a hand-of-war... which by god, Warrior wins and Noble goes down to his knees in pain... dropkick! The Ultimate Warrior connects an awesome dropkick to the skull of Noble before picking him up and whipping him to the ropes, he comes back and... clothesline! Boom... Jamie hits hard and is quickly to his feet, only for... left.. right... left... The Ultimate Warrior is beating The Youngster down like a dog until.... He ducks! Noble ducked but walks strait into a drop toe hold! The Fans are screaming crazy as Jamie Noble crawls to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet.. only to turn around and be scooped up and slammed with a huge Scoop Slam sending him hard to the mat... Warrior quickly takes advantage as he runs to the ropes, comes back and... Elbow Drop! The Old Timer isn't showing any signs of stopping as he picks a dizzy Noble up and... Backbreaker! What strength!!! It could get worse for The Trailer Man as Oh God! Warrior is hyped and shakes the ropes around.... it's coming! It's almost over.... Noble is to his feet and.... UP... UP... AND AWAY... BOOM! GORILLA PRESS SLAM AND WHAT'S THIS... WARRIOR STOMPS AROUND IN HIS CORNER UNTIL... WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING, HE PULLS A BIG PAD OUT FROM DOWN HIS TRUCKS, IT'S METAL! HE ATTACHES IT OVER HIS SHOULDER AND.... JAMIE IS AT HIS FEET... TURNS AROUND.... AND... THE ULTIMATE COMBO!! SHOULDER BARGE!! THEIR IT IS, IT'S OVER, FROM GORILLA PRESS TO SHOULDER CLOTHESLINE, IT'S THE ULTIMATE COMBO... THE FINISHER... AND NOBLES BUSTED WIDE OPEN!! NO WAIT... ITS WARRIOR WHO IS BUSTED UP... NOBLE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS BACKWARDS UP THE RAMP WITH KNUCKLES IN HAND, HE CHEEKILY CUT OPEN WARRIOR!!!!

Winner: Jamie Noble

| - Scene -|  The Scene opens backstage after that amazing match where Randy Orton, Bret Hart, Billy Kidman, Eddie Guerrero and Christian are all standing in chatter.

|- "The Future" Randy Orton -| Looks like you guys will be my "future" opponents in the WWE!

|- "The Awesome One" Christian -| It so totally looks like it! It's just a shame that I have to SO kick your asses to become X-Champion next week on Mayhem!

|- "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero -| Hey Chico, don't get ahead of yourself esse... remember that Latino Heat is in that match up and you can't take the heat... so get the hell outta the fire homes!!

|- "The Shooting Star" Billy Kidman -| God, guys.... you know what your trouble is? Your always too serious!

|- "The Hitman" Bret Hart -| It's pathetic, you people stand not a chance in the world of beating The Best Their Is.... The Best There was.... And The Best Their ever will be!

| - Scene -|  Orton walks off in a huff leaving the rest to argue it out before it comes to blows.

Submissions Match
Triple Threat
Stone Cold Steve Austin   Vs.  Chris Jericho  Vs.  Randy Orton

"Break The Wall's Down" Chris Jericho's theme music hits as The Living Legend makes his way down the ramp and into the ring for his first WWE Match Up... suddenly Glass Shatters and "Step Up" hits as The Texas Rattlesnake storms down the ramp towards the ring where he enters and stares down his awaiting opponent... both men intensely stare each other down until.... "Its Time... For The Future" Randy Orton's music hits loudly into the arena causing alot of boos for the youngster... he quickly climbs up onto the apron and get's into the ring... Ding Ding Ding, Austin and Y2J are by now already slugging it out as Randy joins in helping Y2J beat down on The Rattlesnake in the corner until they whip him across the ring and attempt to follow.... Jericho hits a shoulder barge and in comes Orton with a big splash but wait, Chris Jericho cuts him off with a cheeky Crossbody Head Block! What a sneaky little move by Chris Jericho who is now in control of the match as Randy get's to his feet, turns around and walks into a massive body slam, followed by a well placed elbow drop and few slaps to the face... Jericho smirks like a sick freak until Austin zooms out of the corner, taking down Y2J in his path with an amazingly powerful clothesline. The Rattlesnake is rocking at beats away at an already gotten up Ayatollah and..... LOU THEZ PRESS!! Austin bounced of the ropes and connected, oh god, only to have "The Future" break up the beating with a hard forearm shot. Orton now takes control as he grabs The Bionic Rednecks leg and wraps it in a Figure Four Leg Lock and drops to the canvas making Austin scream in agony when suddenly, out of no-where.... Jericho comes, stomps away at Orton, then at Austin and locks Orton... can it be!? The Walls Of Jericho!!! It's Locked In.... Will Randy tap.... he seems close....b.... bu.... but No!!! He get's to the ropes and the hold is broken, only to have Steve Austin come from behind, kick to the mid-section and... STUNNER!! Everyone except from Randy Orton has hit their finisher.... Austin turns around and.... O-ZONE!! Massive Crossbody also known as The O-Zone!! He connects and by god did he connect it.... and wait, what the hell, he grabs Austin's arm... then his leg and.... grounded Chicken Wing!!! Austin can't tap, he's out of it!! It's all over... Randy Orton wins!!

Winner: Randy Orton

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Inferno Match
Singles Match
Kane   Vs.   Christian

"Big Red Machine... The Fire Still Burn's" Kane's music hits as the lights of the arena dim and The Big Red Freak makes his way down the ramp towards the ring... the fans are going crazy until "Christian.... Finally your on your... OWWWWNNNNN" Christian's music hits as The Awesome One makes his way down the ramp towards the ring where he enters and stares down Kane. Suddenly, out of no-where, the firelighters burst into flames and the arena stays semi-darkened and reddened as Christian runs at the monster, beating down on him in the corner before pulling him out and planting him with a massive DDT. Christian is in control as he rolls over onto the legs of Kane and wraps him up in a tortilla wrap! Will Kane tap out? No... The Monster fights back by kicking away at Christian's head before he falls off.... both men slowly crawl to their feet and go toe to toe before Kane picks Christian up and slams him with a massive body slam before climbing to the top rope and stalking his opponent who eventually get's to his feet, turns around and... FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Kane takes down The Awesome One and quickly pulls him to his feet... whipping him to the ropes, he comes back and... DROP TOE HOLD!! How bloody close was that, Christian's head almost hit the flames as The Big Red Machine continues his attack on The Anti-American Scum by picking him up and whipping him to the ropes yet again... he comes back and... clothesline! But it doesn't budge The Big Red Machine... he's still damn well standing and here it comes again, Christian with a massive clothesline but Kane stands tall and.... left, right, left, right, Kane is beating away at a shocked Christian, damn, wait, reversal, Christian blocked a left hand and connects with one of his own... wait, uppercut!! Christian flies over the top rope to the floor below... is he on fire!? The referee checks but no, he isn't... the match continues as Kane climbs the top turnbuckle and flies... by god its a Kane-A-Plane... he flies with a massive clothesline and connects, wait, Christian ducked and Kane stumbles forward just missing the steel steps... but from behind, DROPKICK! Kane hits head first into the steel steps... what a brutal match, Christian quickly goes behind The Big Red Machine and slides under the ring, grabbing a chair he looks to have a Chair-To-Step Conchairto... he lifts the chair up and.... BOOM! Kane's head just splattered off the steel... it should be over now folks! Christian quickly tries to lift Kane up but doesn't get anywhere... wait, what's this... it's  A MASKED MAN!!!! He runs down the ramp, and helps Christian pick up Kane and.... ARM IN THE FIRE!! It's over!! Christian does it, he defeats that damn Big Red Beast!!