i'm sean, this is my site. this is the rectangle where i will rant about things because i am a crusty person. i am tall. i am very tall. i am hot. i am very hot. i have a girlfriend. i have a very nice girlfriend. her name is dominique. she is wonderful. she is very wonderful. i loooooooooove her. well not really, but i really do care about her a lot. i care about her very much. we make a super hot couple. if we ever get married and had kids, our children would be so hot that everyone in the world would want to be with them. or be them. people would want our kids cloned just so they could have kids just as hot. ha! they can only dream.

i'm going to japan to teach english in a short while. i like teaching kids. or at least i think i'll like teaching kids. i've never really taught kids before. the closest i came was offering to teach dom how to skate backwards and how to stop properly but we never got around to it. the weather is too nice for skating. if i tried to teach her how to skate properly we'd end up at the bottom of the lake and because she can't swim, dom would be very mad. but i'd save her because i have a bronze cross. it's a good thing my parents made me take swimming lessons. now i can save dom's life. speaking of which, dom wants to ride a polar bear. i think it's a dumb idea. she's going to get her head ripped off.

back in the day i was a chubby kid. i would've called me fat but dom calls it cute. i think she's crazy. i used to play a bunch of sports because i was forced to by my parents. they made me play hockey a lot. i hated it. i socialized on the bench as much as i could. my father was my hockey coach for a while. i think he gave up because he realized how hopeless i was. speaking of sports, baseballs always hit me in the head.