Greg reviewing his enormous backorder list and wondering if he can go on another day surrounded by such incompetance.
Gregs most outstanding talents:
Organiser of orgies
A Legend in his spare time
Champion of champions
Sights Of Sydney
The sights of Sydney Greg will be showing his protege on March 25th
Email Alert
WARNING: Hoax Warning
I hate these hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important. Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If a man dressed as a doctor comes to your front door and says he is
conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, DO NOT show
him your cock. This is a scam; he only wants to see your cock.
I wish I'd got this email yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
The dangers of putting mascara on while driving
Joke of the week
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,"You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling". To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies".
He then says "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.
He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it!?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, ye did lad, but I counna get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I counna fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off toward the pile of sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and
yells...
!!"Supplies"!!
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