| Sayings of the Wise (or Just Nick) |
| Date | Message | Origin |
| 12/13/01 | A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody. | A fortune cookie |
| 12/13/01 | If you do your best, whatever happens will be for the best. | MS Office 2000 Assistant |
| 12/19/01 | Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care. | Dale Carnegie |
| 12/19/01 | Nobody will know how much you care until you ask them to share. | Nick Sager |
| 03/26/02 | Of all the gifts I have ever given my wife, one of her favorites is a framed list of 35 things I love about her, which I gave to her on her 35th birthday. To this day she absolutely adores it. | Steve Gallagher |
| 05/15/02 | Nothing makes a man feel manly like accomplishing a manly task he thought he wasn’t man enough to do. | Nick Sager |
| 08/05/02 | There is no try… only do. | Yoda |
| 08/06/02 | Where women fail, men will always fail better. | Nick Sager |
| 08/06/02 | You should never dive into murky waters. | MS Office 2000 Assistant |
| 08/08/02 | Wisdom has two parts: 1) having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it. | Dove Milk Promise |
| 08/16/02 | Seldom is there forgiveness with the DMV. | James Day |
| 10/01/02 | Sorry looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up. | Anonymous (Unknown) |
| 10/04/02 | If God brings you to it, He’ll bring you through it. | Anonymous (Unknown) |
| 11/14/02 | Things look up when they look to God. | Erin Sewchok |
