Unusual event outside local mosque
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Sash Catanzarite is now in police custody.
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SUSPECT ON TRIAL
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Sash
Catanzarite
- Charged for
disrupting a religious ceremony, chanting terrorist statements, and making
explosives. |
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KEY FIGURES
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"Dingo"- Said to have acted as
a middle man by providing a vehicle and ingredients for Catanzarite and his
explosives. - Yet to be found. Michael James Peterson
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Trying to prove that Catanzarite is guilty and should receive anal execution.
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SAN DIEGO, California
(CNN) -- Suspected Bin Laden councilman Sash Catanzarite
was caught chanting "Osama yo mama" outside a mosque in nearby Linda Vista, San
Diego, while preparing makeshift pipe bombs inside his car. He was taken into custody,
and the bail has been set for 10 Iraqi camels.
The so-called "smiling terrorist," Sash Catanzarite, has admitted he took part in the
chanting of the phrase "Osama yo mama," along with the making of pipe
bombs inside his car, disrupting a religious service inside the Linda Vista mosque.
Police were called to the scene at 2 p.m. on August 6, from a phone located
inside the mosque. A lady, whose identity has been kept classified stated to the
police that a "'sand k***' appears to be making bombs and is
screaming some Arab war chants."
The 17-year-old terrorist allegedly bought the vehicle and ingredients to make the bombs
from an American terrorist, who goes by the alias "Dingo." Dingo's
where-a-bouts are still unknown.
The "sand k***" appeared calm as 7 policemen continuously beat him
over the head with their nightsticks, while 2 policemen shot him from
point-blank with bean bag guns, and while another sprayed him in the eyes with a special type of
pepper spray Iraqi-Off™,
which can be purchased at your neighborhood department store. An 8-ounce bottle
can be purchased for $4.95, while the family value 100-ounce bottle goes for
$24.95. The 100-ounce bottle is guaranteed to last you through "hundreds of
stubborn mother f***ing 'sand k***s'," says John Fillmore, President of Stay
Back Iraqi Self Defense Products. The Iraqi-Off™
spray is so successful because of its improved formula, intended for the eyes of
those who spend their lives burrowing into the Arabian sand to sleep, with
AK-47s by their sides.
Sash Catanzarite has repeatedly asked for the death-sentence in jail, as well
as in court, while screaming such phrases as, "f*** you,"
"America licks my ballsack," "Allah is my sex god,"
"suck my diiiiiiiiii," and the Iraqi mating call, which is pronounced,
"ahaahmasflkmdsllubhjshjfiyfanoooo."
The Prosecutor, Michael James Peterson, has asked for the death sentence.
Catanzarite could face anal execution.
Many expect a guilty verdict as Catanzarite has confessed to chanting phrases
and making explosives. However, the defense has been trying to prove that
Catanzarite was a drunk bum, going to pray.
There is much riding on the verdict of whether Sash Catanzarite will receive the
death penalty, or if he will once again roam the streets, committing acts of
terror.
-- CNN Reporter Bernie Dime contributed to this report.
