Welcome one (you) and all (the people who might be looking over your shoulder) to yet another fabulously unspectacular amature effort at building a website by a teenage girl with a cow complex.
Now, the first thing you need to do to make viewing this site an enjoyable experience is to tell all the aforementioned shoulder surfers to get lost. Probably the second thing you should do is close your eyes, because as yet I (the teenager girl with a cow complex) cannot guarantee that there is anything at all on this page that could be considered enjoyable viewing. If you do decide to perservere would you mind hitting the refresh button a couple of times? My hit counter gets so very hungry.
Incidently, this page is under construction, actually I can make a fairly educated guess that it will be under construction for quite some time yet... possibly even forever. Feel free to check back often for new examples of why not just anyone should be allowed to build a webpage.
This site last messed around with on the 04/07/04, or for those of you who keep date in the American (and plainly less intelligent) format, that's 07/04/04. For those of you who are sufficiently confused now, that's the fourth day of the seventh month named after a man who dreamt about raping his mother, two thousand and four years after a man who was nailed to a cross for saying that people should be nice to each other for a change was apparently born in a stable.
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