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BrinZ ClT

-=Welcome to my World=-

Yep this is me ::pukes:: And my adorable son Logan

Come on down. You're the next contestant on I Want Your Brain. Yo. Charlie. Gimmie an order of brain deep-fry. Extra well done. Hold the neurons.(a scientist) Patient exhibits symptoms of psycho neural overload. Notation: obviously higher settings can be dangerous to the subject.(pacing) Riddle me this, Fred. What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind of course. And now mine pumps with the power of yours. (urban). New from Brain-bok. Da pump. Think faster. Reason higher. Out-cog-nate every homey on the court of life. Da pump. Yeah. (Shakespearian) Ho! Mark. I sense an odd penchant for the anagramatic. The acrostic. The crypto-graphic. What doth this bode? Answer me Marcutio, you little runt. (gourmet) Fred, I must confess you were a wonderful appetizer. Simply divine. But now I yearn for a meal of substance. The main course. A wide and varied palette. Ah, to taste the mind of a hero. A nobleman. A poet. (Groucho) A chick in a short skirt wouldn't be so bad either. I've had a break-through! And a breakdown? Maybe. Nevertheless. I'm smarter. Hell, I'm a genius. More than a genius. Several geniuses. Genae. Genie. ~I'm suckin your IQ~

The Most Versatile Word In The World!!! "FUCK YOU" Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb ( Mary really doesn't give a fuck) ; or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with versitility of "FUCK" .Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings----------------------How the fuck are you? Fraud--------------------------I got fucked by the car dealer. Dismay-------------------------Oh, fuck it! Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Aggression---------------------Fuck You! Disgust------------------------Fuck Me! Confusion----------------------What the fuck-------? Difficulty----I don't understand this fucking business. Dispair------------------------Fucked again. Incompetence-------------------He fucks up everthing. Displeasure--------------------What the fuck is going on here? Lost---------------------------Where the fuck are we? Disbelief----------------------Unfuckingbelievable! Retaliation--------------------Up your fucking ass!

It can be used to tell time--It's five fucking thirty! It can be used in an anatomical description--He's a fucking asshole! It can be used in bussiness--How the fuck did I wind up with this job? It can be maternal-- as in "Motherfucker" It can be politcal-- "Fuck Reagan" And never forget General Custer's last words : "Where did all them fucking indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?" The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige. Today---------- say to someone- "FUCK YOU"

SHIT!

How to use the word "Shit" Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

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