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Fucking Inbreeders...

Suddenly, WXW-Tv comes back from commercial....Homicide is seen lifting weights in the corner of the WxW Gym...He stops and grins when he see's the WxW reporter...He's a hillbilly Tennessee looking man.. Wearing holy jeans with a cloth plad shirt. He starts taping his fingers when the reporter reaches him...

Reporter Joe Bob - Well howdy Mr. Homicide....

Homicide - Uhhh howdy...

Reporter Joe Bob - Well i wuz cummin overr hera 2 git an intevuew, is it onke?

Homicide -Answer me this Billy Bob was it?

Reporter Joe Bob - No ser et wuz Joe Bob bet ge ahead anwayz....

Homicide - Ok sorry bout that...ehh sorry about that...How did you get this job?

Reporter Joe Bob - Wellz I waz setten en me trailer one dey and i get a collet call frem a Mr..Meloche you see...? And em i eccepted and the man on the telle thingy said hey you wanna be a wxw reportea and i said yeeehaw well hell yes and well there it wuz....

Homicide - Ok i didn't ask for your life story but thanks anyways so what you want a few words uh?

Reporter Joe Bob - Yussir.....

Homicide - Well Billy tis your lucky day.....Ehh it is your lucky day...Shit rubs off on ya..Sure i'll do ya a interview... Fuck...

Reporter Joe Bob - Well ge gollie bumfuck...I can't here believe et...Well Mr. Homicide how do you feel about recent comments coming from Shane Helms...

Homicide - Damn you sure cleared that speech up quickly anyways....Shane I have listen to you babble before now it’s my turn. My turn to show this federation what I’m made of. My turn to prove why I am the best. Why I will one day be known as the best. As I have said my quest is not for gold it’s only added bonuses. The win’s are what I kill for. To win a match and pulverize your opponent into submission is a complete thrill. To hear the suffering of another makes the blood in my body surge for more. To feel the agony and anguish of another is simply breathtaking. And for that and no other reason is why I wrestle. For, If I did this outside of a ring I would have been executed years ago. I have killed 3 men wrestling; Injured over 27, and defeated over 62 men. I’m surprised the authorities haven’t arrested me as of yet. Until they try my life is fulfilled by slaughtering the not-so-innocent wrestlers in WxW. Shane i have sit back and listen to all your bullshit talk boring every single fan in the world. What the hell are you smoking...You can't prenounce words... You remind me of a crap promo wrestler that went by Stone Cold "Jerry" Austin.... Learn to cut some real promo's and maybe you will be considered a contender. But yes now we must listen as we wait only hours away from Resurrection....I’m ecstatic though about the match. You all know it now to be yours truly versus Shane Helms, and Dgnr8 for the World Xtreme Championship. Now, World Title? Homicide? You know all hell will break loose. Now, since this is no DQ we are allowed to use weapons... This brings me to some questions. If there is no disqualification, can we bring attack animals? Nah to easy and way to messy. How about my custom made SideWinder .45? Nah also way to easy and why kill this guy? I mean hell after our match their won't be enough old legends to go around. You know Shane you keep expressing i should fear you and shit...However, you see Mr. Helms I have no fear except for fear itself. Call me gothic, call me a horror, call me whatever you shall but I do kill. I demolish my opponents to their no longer noticeable. And for this match to be no DQ? And for the World Championship, all the better. You see Shane death is apart of life. And your life will be cut short. Hahaha I cannot wait until tonight. I will enjoy hearing your sufferings, your pains, your agony. A famous man said “Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the day we're born," and with that sums up death. Why we strive to live to the fullest because we don’t know when our time is going to come. However, guys let me let you in on something. Your time is up tonight... Your time on this earth is finished. Spend time with misses "suga," and misses adrie....for it will be the last she sees you. Say goodbye to mamma "Suga" for she is losing her baby boy. Say goodbye to life guys because it’s over. Your annihilation is fast approaching and there is no way out. However, you bore me. I lose interest in you very quickly so for that your life will be cut short. Fear not now, but after this interview you will be no more. As now you and Shane have something in common Dgnr8; Death Is Approaching, Death is Coming, Death has Arrived, and it’s looking at you. It is possible to provide security against other wrestlers, but as far as death is concerned, men wrestlers, and people who defy me, they live in a city without walls. For they know not what I’m capable of. These will be my first lesson to other wrestlers. A moral warning if you will. If I don’t win the title I will still defeat you. A man who dies with toy’s, nonetheless, is still dead. Your toy the World Champioship, will be mine Dgnr8. You’ll die trying to defend it and for that you have some admirable qualities. But, it’s over. Don’t even show up. You cannot survive me! I’m unstoppable. I’m Homicide. I give death! I cause death! I am Death. Come tonight your title reign is over. And your after-life will begin. You know Shane I don’t have time to listen to your shit. You claim I don’t bring pride to the World Title? What kind of pride do you bring to a title that you and your stable beat the fuck out of people with chairs? And to even supply an answer if I have seen the best side of you? PFFFT….Shane and Dgnr8 your just a washed up has been who needs to wrestle the old ones! I will destroy your existence. Shane you didn’t leave me much to say because frankly fighting you I have nothing to say. You’re a ugly retard who throws the word “legend” to damn much. It’s like you can’t even say a simple sentence without talking about your past....Damn you may be catching up with Dgnr8 with that Perkinse Dieses. I can see you shaking now. I know, I know, you guys are scared, yes little buddy I know. Dgnr8 you can say your little chants, roll your little thumbs, wack your little dick I don’t care but the outcome of our match will be simple. You on your back me holding your puny ass down while the referee counts the 1...2...3 Both of you will pay for insulting me, it'll be a world of pain that only pills and surgery can correct. And the pay-off my friend this time is not good. However, you stated you want to fight me at the ppv and so be it. However, no DQ are too easy to win. I want a challenge. I guess since both of them are in it, it will have to do... Putting us three together will create an angry and vile beast that only can be let out in the squared circle, and too many never hoping that one day unleash into society. Can you see the hate instilled in me? The hate that enemies gave to me. It has been passed on for generations.And generations to come. One child to follow in my footsteps, to be the same. To cause disgrace and hate. That was me and not you, It was installed into my father, as well. I cause this destruction too make you weep. I sometimes wish that it all would go away. That the wrestling world would just realize my power and submit. Following unknowingly their leader in me. Darkness belongs to the dead the ungodly & the demons that lurk in our mind! And one day you'll realize this...One day that will come and when it does fear world fear. Where did the hate start? Only I know how it will stop and that to me is unknown....

Reporter Joe Bob - Well damn Mr. Homicide thats down right scery.....

Homicide - HaHa...Yea i guess....Now get your hillbilly ass out of here i need to finish working out before my match later.....

Joe Bob - YESSSS SERRRR....

Joe Bob leaves with a wave. The feed begins to end as Homicide mumbles under his breath...

Homicide - Thats why Shane's mom shouldn't have sex with her aunt...Fucking Inbreeds......