Title: How to Bribe a Jedi Master
Disclaimer: Everything from Star Wars belongs to George Lucas.
Summary: Anakin tries to bribe Obi-Wan.
"Master, I need a written statement from you." Anakin Skywalker yelled as he walked through the door to the small apartment he shared with his Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
The Master sat behind a desk, doing some of the paperwork that somehow always seemed to sneak up on him and pile up. "What kind of nonsense are you on about now?" Obi-Wan replied, without looking up.
"Master Ploon is starting some special lessons on ancient Corillian fighting technique." Anakin said, walking over to the desk.
Obi-Wan leaned back in his chair and looked up at his Padawan. "And what has that got to do with me?"
"Ploon is rather strict, as I'm sure you know, and he is very selective about who he want to teach. So I need you to write him a note, telling him that I'm a good student. – Intelligent, hard working, with a great sense of duty and very, very willing… to learn."
"And what would I get out of taking the time and energy to write this amazing piece of fiction?"
The Padawan leaned over the desk with a small smile in the corner of his lips.
"Well…. How about a blowjob?"
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