The Game
Hello folks,
This
is a true story about a friend of mine whose name is Shahid(chapaak chapaak)
He lives in my street and is damn crazy about
sexual things.
Shahid(chapaak chapaak)`s bi0 data :
He is 5 feet 10 in , nice brown eyes , slightly
long hairs n he has every thing in him which makes make him a perfect playboy,
does nothing but keeps in search of new girls IDs eheheh
and yes one last thing ,he is a builder as well
who thinks that his so called muscular body will make him famous among girls (
a fool in paradise) hehehe . ye larka apnay aap ko bhaut bara builder sumajhta
hay laken in ki body ka khud kia haal hua ye aagay sunye.
The story :
Before i go on i should tell u one thing that
i understand that if i write in english the story will be famous but our bhai
loog may not understand this correctly so i m translating it in urdu for their
convinence :)
so here goes.
last week ki he
baat hay kay shahid sahab(chapak) subha naha dho ker apni bike per niklay pan
shop per Hussain bhai say pan lenay rastay may jaga jaga barish ka pani jama
tha in ki sari tawajjo road per thi.
agay say aik larki jis ka
nam sana tha aa rahi the (in ko bhe sub jantay hain) shahid bhai ki lakh ehtiat
kay bawjood bike say urta pani sana ko lug he gia aur us kay kapray kharab ho
gay bus phir kia tha us larki nay shahid ko bhaut bura bhala kaha magar shahid
sahab to bus apni adat say majboor us say sorry kernay ki bajaay us ki figure
taknay lagay aur dil may soch rahay thay kay uffff kia bacchi hay. phir in kay
dimag may aik zabardust idea aaya inhoon nay fauran us larki ko soory bola aur
apnay ghar us ko kapray badalnay ki dawat di, larki bechari majboor the us nay
socha ab yahan say tution in kharab kaproon may kasay jaoun aur ghar bhe yahan
say bhaut door hay us nay shahid bhai ki offer qabool ker li aur us kay sath
paidal us kay ghar aa ker kapray badlay shahid sahab fauran chaay(tea) bana ker
lay aay aur larki say latak gay kay chay pee ker he jana. wo larki shahid say
mutassir hui aur chaay ki offer bhe qabool ker li, is doran shahid nay us say
khoob batain ki aur janay say pehlay us ko friendship ki offer di aur telephone
number day dia kay may aap kay phone ka intizar keronga.
phir aglay he din us larki ka phone aaya kay mujhay aap
say dosti ki offer qabool hay phir in dono ki telephone aur net per chatting
shuru ho gai. phir aik rooz us larki ka phone aaya kay shahid may ghar per
akeli hoon aur mujhay der lug raha hay tum plz aa jao, ye suntay shahid sahab
ka aik dum khara honay laga(abhi abhi to viagra khai the laganay kay baad)
shahid sahab fauran bike say us kay ghar pohchay.
Ghar per waqai koi nahi tha sirf aik pathan chookidar tha
shahid nay pathan baba ko bola wo sana bibi hain kia pathan baba bola tumhary
ko is say pehlay to nahi dekha shahid nay kaha wo may us ki class may perhta
hoon in ko notes denay hain. pathan bola accha thek hay hum un ko batate hay ja
ker.
thori dair baad sana nay
shahid ko ander bula lia aur in ki batain honay lagi jub thori dair aur ho gai
to shahid sahab nay us kay shoulder per haat rukh dia aur kiss kia. ab ye
ittifaq ki baat hay ya kia kay wo larki bhe charge(garam) ho gai aur us nay
shahid ko mana nahi kia ,bus phir to shahid sahab sher ho gay aur hotay bhe q
nahi akhir pehli bar to kisi larki nay green signal dia tha chudwanay kay liay
werna her jagha say to jootay he paray hain :)
Abhi in dono nay kapray he utaray thay aur maa chudian
shuru hi ki the kay aik dum bahar betha lala pathan aa gia,...................
us nay jo apnay malik ki bati ko chudtay dekha to aik dum aag bagoola ho gia
aur shahid bhai ko pakar ker bola Oy khocha ka baccha tum is lia aaya tha um
pehlay he sumajh gia tha ab um tum ko nahi choray gi ab um tumahara gand maray
gii idher aao khocha ka baccha . Jubkay sana to pehlay he dosray kamray may
bhaag chuki the .
Bus phir kio tha shahid bhai aur us pathan kay darmian
shahid bhai nay to larkion ko dikhanay wali body banai the dum kahan tha in ki
body may phir us khan nay shahid per apni teeno bivion ki kasar nikali, shahid
bhai ko aagay peechay uper nichay her jaga say ghooma ghooma ker khoob tabiat
say chooda "day dhana dhan chay chana chan dhumdhuma dhum" .
jo mari hay shahid sahab ki
uffffff.
Jub 2 ghantay ho gay tub shahid sahab ki jan chooti .bari
mushkiloon say pathan say jan churai aur taqreebun nangay hi bike bhagatay huay
ghar aay. is kahani kay aik haftay baad tuk shahid sahab kay ander say us
pathan ki choori hui mani baramad hoti rahi.
Shahid sahab kisi aaur ko
chapaak chapaak kernay gay thay aur us pathan nay shahid bhai ki chapaak
chapaak ker di..
