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DAY ONE:
left mirkwood today. couldn't bring all my hair care products. this sucks and my hair is going flat and i have split ends. DAMN IT!!!! WHY COULDN'T I BRING MY HERBAL ESSENCES?!?!
DAY TWO:
arrived in rivendale today, the girls are all staring at me as if they've never seen such a beautiful thing. they're sooo right. Im the embodiment of perfection, and im not afraid to admit it. met a bunch of smelly dwarves and some smelly hobbits and some smelly people. whats up with all the smeliness?! am i the only one that doesn't smell? Oh well, elves are naturally clean.
DAY THREE:
went to council thing-y. hair was looking great cuz i borrowed Arwen's Pantine Pro~v. not as good as Herbal Essences, but i can roll with it. She seemed mad that i used the whole bottle. whatever. she's just pissed that my hair is better that hers. anywhoo, im joining smelly hobbit #1(goes by the name frodo, but i dont care) on his quest thing-y. of course im the only elf in the fellowship. the rest of my elvish comrades are such pansies.
DAY FOUR:
saw a buch of birds. gandy said they were spies. have to go to moria. probably smells like dwarves. that's gonna be a problem.
DAY FIVE:
in moria. its horrible!!!! they dont have any showers here!!! strider (dirty human #1) tried to pee on me. said he thought it would help keep me warm. i had to remind him that elves dont feel the cold. that has to be the worst moment in my 3000 years on this earth. must wash brain out. without a shower.
DAY FIVE: Gandy is dead. im actually quite happy because i am positive he was trying to get some through out Moria. oh well, were going to lothlorien. Gandy's last words were dont touch frodo.
DAY SIX:leaving Lothlorien.i got a shiny new bow. very pretty. just like me.got some from haldir before getting my shiny bow. I have to share a boat with Gimli. he's not that bad, but i think he wants me, just like everyone else on this freakin quest.and he has horrible gas
DAY SEVEN: Borimir AKA Dirty Human #2 is dead. the orcs got him.frodo and sam have left for Mordor alone.Merry and Pippin were captured. were going to try to get them back.i hope the place they were capture has someplace for me to was my hair... and some Herbal Essences.
