RUSH LIMBAUGH REVEALED TO BE DOG-HUMAN HYBRID

Rush Limbaugh is seen here traveling with President Bush -- now Antichrist Bush -- in Rush's capacity as the President's official lapdog. Most people are unaware that Rush is a man-dog hybrid creature. Police have conjectured that Rush used his small dog body to crawl through windows into closed pharmacies in order to steal narcotics. Because he is part dog, Rush has a keen nose for narcotics and was once caught in the home of Miami socialite eating pills from her purse. The socialite spanked Rush with a rolled-up newspaper and then tied him to her children's swing set as punishment.