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LOOPER MINISTRIES INT'L PROUDLY ANNOUNCES:

THE HOLLYWOOD HOOKERS

SALVATION MINISTRY

Photo by Graeme Hunter Pictures

BRINGING LOVE TO THE WORKING GIRLS

AT SUNSET & VINE AND ELSEWHERE

"I love these girls even if they are bad."

-- Rev. Looper

"Jesus associated with prostitutes during his ministry and so do I," declared Reverend E. Dwayne Looper as he announced his HOLLYWOOD HOOKERS SALVATION MINISTRY at a press conference on the corner of Sunset & Vine in Hollywood.

"These girls need the Gospel and I intend to take it to them on the streets of Hollywood between the hours of 10:00 PM through, say, 3:00 or 4:00 AM each night," Looper pledged.

"I am pleased to announce that my good friend "Cashmere" has given me $1,000 to begin my ministry. However, this will only get me through one or two evenings of work and so I am asking my fellow Christians to reach deep down into their pockets and give me a love gift of cash that I may let the Hookers of Hollywood know that God loves them.

Admitting that he was copying Betty Bowers' wildly successful Christian Crack Whore Ministry, Looper candidly admitted that, "It is far more fun to work with sexually adventurous young women than sour old people in pews." We admire Looper for being so truthful, for only very few ministers, if any, would be willing to admit that church is really that dull.

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Who is Reverend E. Dwayne Looper? He is God's man of faith and power. He is saved, anointed, and filled with pure HOLY GHOST POWER. Looper has led HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO JESUS CHRIST. As shown above, he is out on the vile, unsaved, filthy streets fighting for Jesus and God's Own Party, the GOP. Looper has published over fifty books, 100 tracts, 200 booklets, and CAST OUT OVER 1,000 DEMONS. In fact, Looper trained such greats as Bob Larson and Benny Hinn in exorcism.

Looper protesting something

(photo courtesy of Landover Baptist)

Looper spiritually discerned in 1984 that George W. Bush was possessed by a demon. Looper delivered Bush from this demon. As a result, the Bush Administration later ended all of the persecutions that came about as a result of the Clinton-era FDA persecution of Looper's astonishing miracle curative.

LOOPER IS A WALKING SPIRITUAL DYNAMO FULL OF HOLY GHOST POWER!!!

E-MAIL REVEREND LOOPER IF YOU NEED PRAYER OR WANT TO SEND HIM MONEY TO CONTINUE FIGHTING SATAN AND SPREADING THE WORD!

Reverend E. Dwayne Looper is a minister without portfolio for the world's godliest and most famous church, and that would be Landover Baptist, God's mighty church based in Freehold, Iowa, with a congregation of 125,000. Read the Landover profile on Reverend E. Dwayne Looper:

Looper presently resides in Elco, Nevada, where he owns and manages the Looper Trailer Rancho. Looper often assists his close friend and Brother in Christ, Pastor Avon Carlson, in reaching extraterrestrials to Christ through a unique ministry (Photo of Carlson courtesy of Adult Christianity.

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

-- P.J. O'Rourke

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Looper's Axiom Number 7

Axiom Seven of Looperology states that, "Man’s head is simply too small to contain more than one person. God, however, has a really big head and so He can contain three people in his head all at once. This is why we call it the Godhead! "