WARNING: This page contains everything you ever wanted to know about Garrick Williams but were afraid to ask. Pregnant women and persons with heart, lung, or kidney problems, as well as those with generally weak constitutions, thin skins, closed minds, poor senses of humor, or potato like growths on their left index finger should consult a physician or Miss Cleo before entering this site. Do not enter the Dagobar if under the influence of alcohol or controlled substances. Your ability to drive or operate heavy machinery may be impaired after using the Dagobar. Use only as directed. Persons who misuse the Dagobar may become dependent. In clinical trials, side effects were generally mild and similar to sugar pill, including dry mouth, dizziness, general nausea, stomach ulcers, severe migraines, viral infection, anal leakage, toe warts, invasion by hostile aliens from the planet Zzontag, meteor impact, strange but undeniable attraction to Tony Blair, and death. For ages 12 and up. All material © 2003 Garrick B. Williams.
