This is a fairly recent picture of me with my two children, Ciara and Jack. The vacant looks on their faces whilst trying to smile for the camera is because they live in Portsmouth so can't help it! Obviously, my look is purely for photographic effect! They are both avid Portsmouth fans and can frequently be found on the Fratton terraces (and sometimes the pitch) screaming for Pompey! I now have the dubious option of attending at least one of their games when they meet the Mighty Liverpool next season. Click here to see more photo's 
Below are my friends Jane and Pete, they are two lovely people but they're both over 8 Foot tall and have a combined weight of 63 Stone!! You couldn't hope to meet two finer people but never invite them to your house as guests because they'll not only empty every morsel of food and drink you have, they'll also stink out your house with their incessant flatulence, break your toilets (because of their weight) and then to cap it all you have to replace your beds they need a double each....not even cast iron beds can take the strain! If they fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy then you better get extra RSJ's in the ceiling unless you wanna replace floors and ceilings! The links below to My M8s Star is their child....but I'm not convinced Jane is the mother! 
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