life sucks wen everything goes wrong even worse wen ppl dont understand u...it really does...
Things NOT To Say to a Nice Police Officer:
~I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
~Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
~I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
~Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
~I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
~You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
~Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
~Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
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