PIKEY PULLING TOOLKIT
Chavette snagging requirements
- Alchopoppage of current flava
- Cheap cigarettes - cig's or ciggies
- A lighter - metal for the sophisticated chav
- Current music - garage / pop fusion with Blazin or
Urban in the title (played on cheap walkman - with one earphone in ear)
- High fashion designer clothes - from JD sports
- Cheap Nokia 3210 with designer cover and current top
download ringtone
And now the real question - to Johnny up or
not? The chavette will not let you near her with one on, but they can get
up the duff within 5m of a naked little chap. DANGER! Do not let this
happen.
My call is to bum'em. They
might not know the difference.
