$500 gets you a picture of
something hanging out of Daves butt.
Dave Guido and Brian McDermott Stick all sorts of things in their butts. Do you have an Item you would like to stick there? Maybe you could take one of Bone's long nose hairs and clean Derms butt with it. Dan Lerner has been known to place his butt on Dave Guido's face from time to time, much to the chagrin of JJ. In 2005 there were 3 confirmed incidents of Dave pooping himself. Once he was spotted running up the stairs holding his pant leg preventing any leakage. Daves most famous turd came as Byrnes was attempting to do some electrical repairs for the young pants pooper. Dave missed a bag he tried to crap in, then in a vain attempt to clean it up he used a plaster bag. The end result was Byrnes kneeling next to giant shit smear.
Sites that inspire Daves butt
African American Haberdashers
Get Me A Beer Mom Or Risk A Swift Kick In The Butt
Little Birds of America
Nose Hair Fancy
Please come over my house and stick things in my butt.
days 'til Bones gets married and sticks something hard in his butt!
