We Still Hate Hank

A little about Hank

• BEFORE U START READING ANYTHING, I WILL WARN THAT STRONG WORDS ARE USED HERE, AND ARE NOT SUGGESTED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.
• Also, it would be nice if you read disclamer at bottom of page.
• Hank is a very rude, mean, cold person, To a extent that he has made it very hard for the few friends Hank has made to really know anything about him, or get close to him.
• Beacause of this, Information about Hank is very scarce.
• But I was able to get very true info about Hank through various means.
• Hank was molested by his uncle when he was a small child.
• This would seem sad, but it is actualy very sad on Hank's part.
• How you say? Hank was the one that first molested his uncle while he slept.
• One day his uncle was awakend by this, and realized he liked it and started returning the favor.
• Hank himself isnt a very inteligent person. Hank hasn't yet finished highschool and probaly never will.
• I myself dont pretend to be alot better in the education area. I have finished highschool and am currently going to college. But I am a very bad speller.
• Beacause of my poor spelling, Hank makes fun of me. It doesn't bother me beacause it is a sad day when someone tries to validate themselves by making fun of the spelling of someone else.
• Beacause of this, I believe Hank is very immature.
• Hank has great homophobic tendacies, This is most likely beacause Hank is a closet Homosexual.
• Lets cut to the chase. Hank is gay! I dont mean to put down the sexual practices of other people. Its their business.
• But when you are gay to this level, it becomes very funny.
• And thats what we are about here.
• Hank's sexual practices are wierd to the point that there is no real way to show you the true level of gay this man has achieved.
• Hank's lover is a circus clown from Clevland.
• Hank has a fetish for clowns. No big deal, right? Wait til' you see what he does with the clown!
• Hank has a very small cock. I only say this beacause I belive it will help people understand the size of the dildo that Hank Makes the clown use while fucking him.
• You may ask, what does the dildo Hank gets fucked with have anything to do with Hank's cock? Well my answer to that is very complicated, but I will try to explain. Hank's mind is so very fucked that he has no capasity for logic. He belives that by being able to take a giant Strap-on, he is in some way compensating for his own penis size.
• I should also mention that the dildo that Hank's lover has had the wear, has given this most likely unhappy man, very very bad back problems.

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