THE F00TFACE STRIKES BACK

THE TWO MOST DREADED FEET BEARING MOUTH FACES ARE BACK, AND THIS TIME THEY ARN'T USING ANY FOOT POWDER

Who are these mysterious half-human beings with toe curling action posted to their face where their lips should stand? F00TFACE! Who has fetishes that have to do with things like nursing infant pill bugs back to health after a traumatic fall on their ball shells? F00TFACE! Who wears 9 day old baby food droppings smeared on their elbows for the purpose of emotional comfort in the month of July? F00TFACE! Who is completely normal and possesses the power of nothing extraordinary but to sit in front to the computer screen and read antics such as this? YOUR SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED!

THE F00TFACE STRIKES BACK I understand your dilemma when you say you have the need to see these beings to really believe they exist even though you probably landed to this website by talking to one of the F00TFACE cult leaders, but I understand it’s human to doubt. If you lay your eyes on the documented F00tage of photographic evidence of their existence, you now owe a $5.00 fee to the Los Angeles Natural History Museum. Payment is only accepted up front by going to window number 4. If you don’t pay within 30 days, your right buttocks cheek will flap open like a book.