In the 21st Century
There has been reports of only one man…
with no soul
…
Because he lost it to a camera.
And this soulless Wal-Mart of the Damned employee has left us…
For the time being.
And as annoying as he may have seemed…
He was a friend.
So until he returns with tales to be told with the hyperactive-ness of a cheetah on pop rocks covered with crack that was snorted through a coke-soaked straw …
Everyone’s going to be pretty much bored…
Talk about bored.
(
What he’s probably saying)