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21-Mar-2003 Vernal Equinox
Welcome to Spring everyone! It's been a long time coming. Hopefully it's here to stay. This winter really sucked: temperatures up and down, teasing us here and there with nice days and no girls going topless! But don't dispair - May 24 is only 8 weeks away!
01-Mar-2003 Message from the Webmaster
Well, it's happened - somebody posted a Written Warning to this site. I suppose it was inevitable (this site is supposed to be fun!). But since it has happened I must insist that all future postings, from either "The Company" or "The Union" be in compliance with all the terms and conditions of "The Collective Agreement". I refuse to act as Arbitrator in these matters. -- L.G.
21-Feb-2003 Written Warning
Mo-Jo you are hereby warned for:
  1. Reckless abandonment of a fellow "Tree-Feller".
  2. Dereliction of Duty in the respect of alcohol consumption.
  3. Disrepect of a fellow "Tree-Feller's" ARTISTIC ABILITY (a capital offence).
    As witnessed by Mr. Grinch on 21-Feb-2003 @ 22:13 EST (electronic signature as per A.I.E.S. Section 3.02).
20-Feb-2003 Tree Falling
Neighbourhood gossip guru Gladys reports that the large maple tree on the corner (the one that goes all the way to the ground) is being cut down. Despite the great sense of loss everyone is feeling, Mr. Petty was unavailable for comment.
16-Feb-2003 Game Abandoned
Last night's Trivial Pursuit game was abandoned part way through. People weren't wussing out, it was just that it dragged on and on. Partially because there were more people playing, but mostly because we kept getting all these long obscure questions with dubious answers that required considerable discussion.
15-Feb-2003 Not Impressed
Sources close to L.G., Webmaster of elgee's page, report that he is not impressed by the ho-hum response he has received from his friends regarding this site. "Just because there's no flashy logo, videos, mpegs or free porn these losers think it's a waste of their valuable time" he is alleged to have said.
14-Feb-2003 Whifflerod production at an all time low!
Mr. Grinch, CEO of Whifflerods-R-Us seemed totally mystified - " I don't get it. Doesn't anybody out there need whifflerods any more. I haven't seen things this slow since Jurassic times. I should have upgraded to Gizmo production when I had the chance."




N.B.: I'm new at this and I don't have a clue what I'm doing with this new-fangled Internet-Web-dot-com thingamajig - Please come back and visit again later! (posted 14-Feb-2003)



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