Ok here's the deal, i don't like profiles, i barely even deem 99% of people who even visit angelfire websites in their spare time deserving enough to know about me. I dont like you, and you dont like me so lets get this over with.

I was born in montreal jewish general hospitle, except im not jewish. Then i got to be about four, but then the landlord was being stupid about the rent, so we got evicted and my parents god divorcedxorz then after that i lived in a house with my mom, but then my dad got custody, and yeah... after that i went to elementary school for about 8 years where i learned how to count and spell, but your werent alowed to leave the yard so that wasnt nice, then after that i went to high school, but joe was being a prick and i had to go the office because some teacher called him fat, but i asked him if his project was on italy and he replied yes it was but he was screaming so mrs manoditch brought me to the office and yeah, then grade 8 happend and i learend how to skateboard with my best friend who shall remain nameless, but then after that i was in grade ten and tyson wouldnt eat his shrimp and i fell off my bike and then shaun saved my life, because i fell off the escalator, and newman is a gansta and he told me that derrick cried and then i did this profile after i beat tyler at starcraft which is hard to do but now i like final fantasy better so owned.

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