26 THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT
- 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
- 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- 3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
- 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
- 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
- 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- 8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
- 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
- 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
- 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
- 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
- 15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
- 16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
- 17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
- 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
- 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
- 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
- 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
- 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- 25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
- 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.
