37 Fun Things to do to a cop

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
3. Ask if you can see his gun.
4. Touch him.
5. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
6. Refer to him by his first name.
7. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
8. When he says no, cry.
9. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
10. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
11. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
12. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
13. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
14. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
15. Trip and fall into him.
16. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
17. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
18. Chew on the pen, nervously.
19. Clean your ear with the pen.
20. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
22. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
23. Mumble to yourself.
24. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
25. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

26. Talk to your hand.
27. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
28. Try to sell him your car.
29. Ask if you can buy his car.
30. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
31. Play with the siren.
32. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
33. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
34. Turn your head and whistle.
35. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
36. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
37. Tell him you like men in uniform.