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Prom Date Application - For my amusement and not as much yours

Senior prom draws nigh, yet some of us remain without prom dates. Some of us are too lazy to go out and find one, some of us are just having a hard time deciding, and some of us are going with James. This just won't do. Who knows what horrible psychological scars not having a prom date might cause? So it is for this reason that we give you an easy access prom date application to fill out.

First, take our compatibility quiz.

Needless to say, we aren't being serious here.
Enter Your Name:
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Theoretically if the police show up at prom, do you have all necessary means to run for the hills?
If while running from the police and we come to a fence, would you climb it in prom attire?
Let's say we're still being chased and we have to run in opposite directions, are you okay with it being every man, woman and child for themself?
How much torture could you withstand before cracking under pressure?
What sort of prom dress would you have your date wear?
Will you be calling your date by her real name? If not, please state preferred substitute name (i.e. Woman, prom bitch, crack whore, walking womb, etc):
Which sort of pirate do you prefer:

Clean Upperclass - (Captain James Hook, Dustin Hoffman)
Shipwrecked Scallywag - (Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp)
 Which do you prefer:

Pirate
Ninja
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