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Benji.
Punk rocker? Bwa ha.
Benji is the "pxnk rocker" of the group. Completely covered with freshly inked tatoos, Benji has stated in a recent issue of Kerrang magazine that he "owes his life to punk rock" and that he, himself, is punk rock simply because he has "P-U-N-X" tatooed on his stomache. So, what you're telling me here Benji, is that if I run out to my local and most convienent tatoo parlor and get "P-U-N-X" tatooed on my stomache, will I then be punk rock? "Having P-U-N-X tatooed on your stomach doesn't make you punk rock. It just makes you someone who has P-U-N-X tatooed on their stomache,"-Kerrang (perfectly worded). Personally, I think that his tatooed body and mohawk hair make him look like a really big fucking dumbass. His music is nowhere even remotely close to anything resembling punk rock, so every time he gets called a poser he has to proove himself that, yeah whatever I AM PUNK, just not my music. Dumbass. Good thinkin, Benjaman. Or however the fuck you spell Benjamen. Fuck it. Lol. Moving on...
His fucking annoying ass tear make-up.
Ahh, the tear makeup. Ever since the issue of AP Magazine with Good Charlotte on the cover (the same month as the release of "The Young and the Hopeless"), riot girls everywhere have been smudging black eyeliner down their faces. The style is now so widespread that you can pick at least 20 people at a Good Charlotte gathering rockin' the tears. But what inspired Benji to make black tears? His hidden depression? An emo cry for help? Does it even have a meaning...or is it just an addition to make himself seem more punk rock? No one will ever know. Well...unless Benji tells someone. Or something.
The ever-changing hair.
Everytime I fucking see the man, he's got his hair a different color or style. Currently, it is buzzed and pink with black little...dot-like shapes. Hmm..about 2 weeks ago I could swear it was cheetah. The poor guy must dye his hair so much that it just brittles off...maybe thats why it's so short right now. Personally, I think he looks best with the pink splotch...the hair he had a few years ago. But now--the liberty spikes? The mohawks? The...buzz? Dude, just make up your fucking mind! Pisses me off!
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