Are the dead among us?
This just in, hot off the presses. Zombies are taking over Granite City! Their discover happened late last night outside of the local Wal-Mart store. Officials aren't quite sure how they got there, or what they plan to do. Wal-Mart employee Daniel Woodson was first to discover the walking dead.
"I just got off work and was walking around the parking lot before my ride came to pick me up. I went over near the fence, leaned out just to stare into nothingness, but saw something moving in the field. My vision isn't all that great, but I could tell that it looked like a man missing an arm."
Disturbed and suprised by his discovery, Daniel told the management at Wal-Mart, who in-turn, called the Granite City Police. When the police arrived on the scene, an immediate search party was distributed.
"Despite Mr. Woodson's claims of a dead body walking in the field, we were unable to find conclusive results."
In response, Daniel said, "The police didn't even bother to look where I told them it was. They turned their heads and looked the other way."
When contacted for about Daniel's rebuttle, the police chief said, "We are investigating the investigation of the walking dead."
