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5-7-02

I sold my books back today, and I'm feeling totally ripped off. Then I got mobbed by the credit card people outside the bookstore and was forced on threat of death to fill out pages of applications. I did get a t-shirt out of it though - a white XL 'college killed Kenny' shirt, which comes down to my knees. I was assured that it would shrink down to a small in the wash. They'd better not be lying to me - I would hate to have to go rampaging on a nice summer day.

I think I'm getting sick - knew I shoulda smoked some gingko biloba yesterday. My eyes are straining to pop out of their sockets, and my throat has grown thorns and is sticking me. My head has retaliated with an attempt to burn them out. Exam schedule must be conflicting with my circadian rhythm...so everyone must DIE.

5-6-02

Two more days of suffering through horrendous dormitory facilities, and I'm free. I'm sick scurrying under that condensation-coated pipe to reach the 'good' stall. I'm sick of the stagnant pool in the shower layered with soap scum. I am very much looking forward to the privacy of a bathroom with a locking door. Just the other day some random guy was in the shower next to mine, and it was a little unnerving. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't taller than the wall. I, being insanely paranoid, ducked down and kept my eyes open the whole time, nearly going blind from wandering shampoo.

I decided to clean up a little (it's an excusable excuse for not studying?), and I emptied the trash. It's oddly satisfying to throw something into an empty trash can. Can you fault me with that?
I'm also one of those people who love to rummage in the hall trash can and claim people's usable junk. Especially near end-of-school terms when people are packin' to leave - you can find all kinds of stuff, like a cracked full-length mirror easily repaired with a little duct tape, a box of cheese-on-wheat crackers (which I don't even like, but they're free, and I just couldn't pass that up), binders, a fixable locker shelf... There were some perfectly eatable chocolate chip cookies just sittin' on top of all that junk...and I had to try hard to restrain myself from taking one. God, I need serious help.

I scratched two more off my non-existent list today - bio lab and english. For some reason I don't hate bio so much now...maybe it's cuz the TK's opinion of the TA has been elevated - he's a drummer. And that makes TK very happy.

I updated some...moved some stuff from the first page to their own special places. I feel somewhat productive today, though I have no idea what I'm trying to create. Hell, it's my therapy - deal with it.

I'll leave you with this: ZEEBARF.COM
TK out.

5-4-02

One down, four more to go. I kicked that math exam's ass! Well...not quite super-hero strength, but let's say for a sidekick's effort, I did pretty darn good. I was about to die of starvation in there, but I made it through...I try not to be one of those people who complain all the time, but my stomach did enough of that for the both of us (I'm sure the girl sittin' next to me was gettin' a little irritated). So I fed it, and it's happy now. And some guy complimented me on my pants (good-looking guy, might I add), so I'm quite pleased with my day so far...y'know, for a cold, wet, exam Saturday. It just keeps gettin' better and better! Morpheus has finally decided to get its act together and download Resident Evil for me...in less than an hour. I have such an exciting life...

It's Saturday night! Let's get this party started! I'm curlin' up in front of the computer with a half-frozen pepsi and a cup of ramen to watch RE, baby! And for dessert I've got some instant cappuchino mix and a spoon...alright!
Yeah, so I have no life. What about you - sittin' here readin' about someone else with no life? Don't have anything to say to that, do ya? TK out.

5-3-02

I hate physics...but I wouldn't mind going to College University to learn some monkey physics. Just thought I'd share that with ya...go check out the episodes. It's crap-in-your-pants funny (don't let that stop you). "I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots...and I don't like marshmallows in my hot cocoa."

I updated the Sick Drummers page. It's slowly getting done...but I keep finding more and more kickass drummers, so I'm hard-pressed to finish. Ever. I've barely started on the short intros, much less the individual bios. Anyway, I got GHUA today, and I'd say it kicks ass...maybe even two. So I was inspired to update by my Sinister Groove Machine. I'm tempted to add Blue Man Group to the page, but I've only heard them a couple times...but I was highly impressed. Humor does it for me, I guess. And their drumming does it for me even more. However, Laziness has me tied up at the moment.

I've been trying to ration out my last book until Wednesday. It's not working too well. I'm reading The Two Towers, and it's turning out to be a lot better than FOTR. I can actually get into the characters - Gollum and Pippin, gotta love 'em.

TK is happy today...as happy as a TK can get deprived of the drums. All I need now is a midget monkey maid to microwave my ramen for me, and I'll be set. Well, I'm out - got a calc exam tomorrow. I'll go in with an attitude:

"I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum."
Hey, it beats studying.

5-1-02

So today was the last day of classes. And, of course, tomorrow I will wake up promptly at 7 and study diligently all day. I stocked up on ramen and chicken noodle so I won't even have to leave my room - you call it lazy, I call it efficiency. Anyway...I made the mistake of taking all my books and games home, so now I have relatively nothing to do. I finished all my logic puzzles (yes, I am an addict). Why else would I be here right now? Friday I'll be headin' out to buy Slayer's GHUA - I found a sweet deal today, but had no money.

Okay, you have to see American jedi. If you've seen American Pie and Star Wars, this is guaranteed to make you laugh. Not really, but go check it out anyway! Disturbing and insanely funny...you know it's gotta be good. I give it 17.5 out of 14 monkey butts. Hell, go see all the fan films. And go here, here, and here too, just cuz I said so.

4-30-02

I have a little over a week before I'm out for the summer. And then the job search...dammit, I wish I was a kid again. Growin' up sucks mighty ass. I'll probably apply for a temp job - what else am I gonna do? I have no motivation, no expectation, no direction. Whatever happens happens, an' I'll deal with that.

So I'm gettin' excited about EP2, and Debo's Star Wars Memories Spectacular is makin' me feel nostalgic. I feel an anecdote comin', but I'm too lazy to write it down - you don't wanna hear it anyway.

Did you check out the Warning video? Didn't think so. Go. Now. Don't make me beat your ass. And check this out. Now go eat. Enjoy. Wait, wait...this should get your appetite going. And, oh yeah, this and this...but not this, no way. Anway, I jus' updated 'Random News' up on the front page, in case you're really really bored.

TK out.

4-25-02

Only two more weeks of classes! Then I am free! The rat is done. Turns out *sigh* it was not pregnant. Guess I can stand to go hungry tonight. O-kaay! So anyway, I found out that if I make an 85 on my calculus exam, I'll have an A in the class. This goes for everyone, regardless of previous grades. Is that insane or what?! And you know there is no hope for that. Those tests are impossibly hard (I exaggerate - did I ask for your input?), but I just might have a chance. Chemistry is starting to get better - we're into redox, and man I love that stuff! It's better than a buttered monkey on honey wheat.

I had more crazy dreams. Need I bore you with them? I think I'll spare you...this time. No, don't think I'm going soft. That's just me bein' lazy. Snootch.

4-23-02

No updates...yes, I know I'm a lazy bastard. You don't need to say it. What, do you get off on this? Go away. Nothin' here. Move along.

Still here? Ah, whatever floats your boat. Never was good at that damn Jedi mind trick. Anyway, wanna hear about my dream? No? Well, here it is anyway. These cows were playin' basketball in the gym, practicing for the game. Damn good at it too. Then I heard Joey's playin' comin' from the other room, so of course I had to go see it. Cows playing basketball aren't that impressive anyway. They can't even talk. Enough detail...I'm bored. And yet I can't stop moving my fingers in a not-so-random fashion to produce inane words on a screen.

Today's the last day for rat hacking. "It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste [the] stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it." Okay, enough of that. There's only one bio lab left (besides the practical), done with chem...and there's only three more weeks of school left, and I can't wait for summer...work and drums. Well, it's only half-bad. I can only be lazy for so much, right? And I'm gonna exercise...for real this time - I'm not makin' it up. I gotta strengthen my arms and legs so I can keep up with the drumming. I'm all about that...all about it. Yep, there's my motivation. Sad.

Well, I have my schedule all lined up for next semester. Except for one little glitch, it's all good (not really, but it's there at least). I'm taking bio, ecology & evolution, organic, Chinese, and psych. Oh joy. But my dorm ain't too shabby...a bit small, but hey, least I don't have one of those crap-ass hall bathrooms anymore. And space for tha drums. No more goin' home for me! *sob* I'm gonna miss my mommy and daddy *sob*

4-15-02

My brother peed down a slide at the elementary school. Didn't need a lot of encouraging either. Sometimes I wish I wasn't lacking certain parts. I miss out on all the fun.

4-10-02

I moved some links around, added a couple pictures. The TK/J-Man Hybrid...gay ass, but hey - it's what I do.

My weather's back, an' I'm lovin' it. I'd love to drag tha drums outside and play all day, but there's always people around. Everywhere! Not that I hate people or anything, I just hate people. People=Shit for real! Wouldn't have thought so at first, but it all depends on the way you look at it. Not sayin' you suck in particular, but everyone sucks. Keyes got it exactly right - most cynics are crash 'n' burned idealists. And I say everyone's got some other plan. They won't give it to ya straight. And there it is. Deal.

"Just cos I have nerves don't mean that I can feel"

I sliced open my rat yesterday. It was pretty gooey after sittin' there a week. Blood was drippin' out a hole I 'accidentally' poked in the stomach, and shit was comin' out it's ass...nasty. I couldn't tell what was what, so I popped it in a ziploc bag and went to lunch.

4-2-02

My rat is pregnant. My roommate is not. Hope I got that straight.

4-1-02

Took out those embedded wavs...annoying the hell outta me. My 8th day of html immersion...still no better.
Over the weekend I swallowed a cotton ball for a quarter. It got stuck in my throat, and I couldn't get it up or down. I was told it was going to get stuck in my appendix (that's why you're not supposed to eat things like that). How, I don't even want to know. Anyway, I stuck my finger down my throat, trying to induce vomiting. Y'know, it's not so easy as they make it look on those bulimia news reports. I ended up with a sore throat and a strained tongue. Can you pull your tongue? It's a muscle, right? Well, I think I did that. Not too pleasant. I don't recommend snacking on cotton balls.

I also cleaned my room. Found lotsa stuff I didn't even remember I had. Discovered some thick winter gloves, so I put 'em on and punched the wall as hard as I could. TK is is not too bright, let me tell ya. This idiot ended up with a blue finger and a purplish-brown knuckle. Not a pretty sight.

I got a haircut this weekend. And with every *snip* of the scissors, it was as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... yeh, I'm feeling a lil' nostalgic today. Only a month and a half left to go!

Drums are comin' along great, 'cept I keep hitting that low tom that isn't there! I'm gonna buy a new crash soon as I find out if I still got scholarship money comin' next semester. Damn your slack ass, TK.

Today kinda sucked...but what of it? I'll just sleep it off. That usually works, if I miss class in the morning. Too bad I gotta go so I can pass and rediscover that 3.0 I never had.
TK out.

3-27-02

TK is a very happy mothafucker right now.
So I've been on Morpheus d-loading some drum solos...and I decided to listen to some Guns N Roses. And oh my god! That was one of the best fuckin' things I have ever heard! (Is that saying much? Not sure.) Matt Sorum...I think that's him...I've gotta add him to my Sick Drummers page! I don't think I'll make it to bed tonight. Why haven't I ever heard this guy before?!
You know that calc test I was hoping for at least a 40 in? Well, I got a 38. Close, but no cigar. Anyway, the guy that tried to copy offa me got an 11 - a small consolation. But most of the class failed it anyway, and we're gonna have a retest...which I will study for. Hehe...but not right now, gotta find more Matt Sorum to download. I think I'm in love!

3-25-02

I've decided that I like babies sometimes...when they're not leaking or crying. It's kinda cool when they wave and talk too.
I've updated the Sick Drummers page - short intro/bio for the first four. The rest are kinda skewed, but I don't feel like fixing it right now. I'm having so much fun with this - I found out cool info about Testament and all their connections. I haven't heard any of their music yet, but I mean, just about everyone played with 'em at some point! They've had Paul Bostaph, John Tempesta, John Dette, Dave Lombardo, and lots more. It's a little twisted how it goes around.
I've been listening to 'Here to Stay' so many times, and I find myself walking down the street saying things like 'i'm not - i'm not a whore,' 'bring it down,' and 'i've got a question - can i throw it all away?' I've also been obsessing over Ozzy's 'Dreamer' and Incubus's 'Drive'. It's not even my favorite song, but that Brandon's got such a sexy voice, I just can't help it! Oh yeah, and Jose can really play!
I had an advisement meeting to-day. Have to take BIO101 again next year since I got a D. Ah, you suck. I'm also taking Chinese...hmm, this should be interesting. Maybe I should've stuck with the Spanish, but the way I figure - first level course in Chinese should be easier than wherever I am in Spanish.
I stepped on a bug this afternoon.

3-24-02

So I went home over the weekend and played the drums a lot...'Spill the Blood' is comin' along wonderfully. And I got some new pics to put up (okay, only got one up so far, but I'm workin' on it). Found a bunch of snakes in the backyard today, tried to catch some (and getting evil ideas about what to do with them in class), but those things are fast! I saw 'Pushing Tin' this weekend too...pretty good movie. It makes me wanna go out and stand on the runway an' see how it feels to go bouncin' around when a jet lands. Yeah, that movie's a bad influence...I wonder if anyone's tried anything like that for real - on Jackass maybe? I wish I had cable. I think I could be on that show...and I'd do anything for money. I stabbed myself with a fork for a quarter - I got a scar, but I still don't have my quarter. I drank a bunch of hot sauce with a straw for a dollar - my eye's were leakin' like crazy, but it was worth it. Hehe - Kenny's my role model :)
Anyway, time to go do some homework and study for my chem test (I am! Don't gimme that 'bullshit, you are' look!) TK out.

3-21-02

You know what I worry about when I drive? Getting in an accident and pissing myself. It's not the crash part that worries me. I'm drivin' and gotta go somethin' awful...but I'm too lazy to stop, cuz it's so much work, y'know? So I just sit and worry...and try to hold it in best I can.
Okay, I've added links to my favorite music and the onion. Check out Jim Anchower's editorial archive - I can guarantee an 80% chance of hilarity. Learn the basics of cruisin' and tokin' and how to keep a steady job *hehe*. Hey, c'mon, at least read this one!

So I've been added to someone's watched users list (ain't i a suck-up)...funny how somethin' like that can make my day. Wait, is that sarcasm? Umm...anyway, I get cheered up by fake people just as much as the real ones. I'll just call 'em my invisible friends, eh? Ah, there goes another one!

I've just gotten back from watching Ocean's 11 - great movie! Sometimes the action switched too fast to catch a lot of what was going on, and the music kinda overpowered the dialogue...but other than that...nice. Funny stuff makes me laugh.

3-20-02

Not such a good day...I skipped my english quiz and homework, and just failed a calculus test miserably (i'm hopin' for at least a 40). But before I had to go see the psycho, I went to the cafeteria to get some stomach-filler...and the conspiracy was successful without the conspiracizing...get me? No, even if you did, it wouldn't be the same way I do. Anyway, it's a good thing - let's just leave it at that. I didn't have time to enjoy the consequences because I was in a rush, so I will attempt again tonight. Twice in one day? I think not...g'luck to ya...and MTFBWY.
Okay, so what did I accomplish today? I fixed up some links...y'know, fluffed 'em up an' made 'em all pretty-like. Also check out KoRn's Here To Stay. I came across this bit of interesting hilarity: interviews with Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. Mildly entertaining at the least. That Milla is insane! - not what you'd expect after seein' her as Alice in RE. Also, check out Michelle's wristband if you see the clip...I'd love to have one o' those, but I'm liable to stab myself with it.

I'm havin' too much fun at the JC...some posters really crack me up - gotta love Bismarck, M-RdotM-A-N, and Debo...hilarious stuff. Only problem is the drum discussions never seem to last long at all. But people are so helpful there! With all those members, somebody's gonna know somethin' 'bout what you're talkin' 'bout, no matter how obscure.
I had a ham 'n' swiss (actually, it wasn't that bad) croissant for lunch - first time I ever got one of the pre-constructed sandwiches.
I've been re-reading 'The Fellowship of The Ring,' because I don't think I ever made it to the end...and now that I have the books it's about time I do that. I've read 'The Hobbit' so many times, but LOTR seems to be very different style-wise...lots more description and detail. A bit of it I could do without. The movie was a pretty decent representation of it...
Anyway, it's time to unleash the monkeys on the calculus homework...maybe they'll get it right this time and I won't have to kill one off.

3-19-02

Today, TK put up pics here of some kickass drummers (info coming later), and is working on adding some links to some great sites. Make sure to check out Soft Outer Crust at . I'm working on getting some more 'clones' up on another page...Maximum Clonage in preparation for the ATTACK (you know what i'm talkin' 'bout).

I get SNL now...and I've decided that Ian McKellan is awesome!

I can't stand Tuesdays! I have two labs in a row - chem and bio...and it SUCKS the hardest EVER. Don't mind me with the random screwed quotin'... Anyway, I have to buy a rat for dissection in bio lab from the bookstore (those things are freakin' expensive!) But I'll check and see if I can sell it back with my books at the end of the year...
I hate biology...it's my major. My school sucks. I need to study to get back a 3.0 and those fuck'n scholarships...I hate studying and do not have enough money to pay someone else to do it for me. TK is on probation and is being threatened with getting kicked out of TK's college. FUCK TK.

On another note, my day turned out pretty well yesterday. *My* car was temporarily donated to someone whose transmission is shot, so I have no vehicle at this time. I hate driving though - I walk everywhere I can, so I'm perfectly content. Anyway, I declined a dinner invitation, and let's just say the conspiracizing was successful.

Conspiracy attempted to-night...proven ineffective.

3-18-02

TK does not know the html, but added some links. TK likes Aaron McGruder, who shares TK's views about the wonderful world of SW. Check him out. TK just ate a mocha Crunch bar and is attempting to learn 'Idiot Box' and 'Spill the Blood' on the mousepad...is not very successful. TK wishes this page was done without having to do it...TK is lazy and has high aspirations of becoming a bum.

We read this poem in English class today...some people take things so seriously! (this certain annoying person in particular who will remain nameless except to me, TK, who is laughing hysterically and receiving weird looks from the invisible monkeys under the bed)

This be the Verse
Philip Larkin
TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

People gettin' all worked up about the poem cuz it assumes too much...yeah, so, but it's true, right? C'mon, admit it! Who isn't like their parents in some way? No matter how hard you try not to be and swear you won't do the same things, it's gonna happen. And y'know, everybody's fucked up in some way - who says it's gotta be negative? Ah, people suck anyway. Who needs 'em? So I'm doing my part for the future of humanity and not having any kids myself. Applaud me. My small strike against the ones who procreate like rabbits. How do I know what they've been doin'?...I'm assuming...I wasn't the one who was poking the bunny. *innocent look* I think I'm done venting for the day. TK out.
Oh, and go see ResE if you haven't...kickass movie! Paz fuera...

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