No Offence Page

This is my page on my no-offence policy. This is not legal, but if you don't like any of the stuff on my website, then quite frankly, get lost. This is MY website, and I <(ME) won't post anything nasty, but if anything nasty is said, or you don't agree wiv what i'v sed, for example, believing in leprechauns, then s*d off. This is not meant to be offensive,and if you see it as being so, then I suggest you quite simply don't come on this website any more, and don't say anything, because it won't be anything nasty or evil, and you'll just end up looking like a pillock (no offense) when the staff at my school <(NOTE NO NAME) come to see if anything has been said and find that you are just telling lies (no offense). Yours truly Mr. X <(NOTE NO NAME) xxx(no offense) ps. (no offence) no offence (no offence)