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Pillocks - R - Us

See below:-

My No-Offence Policy (no offence)
My Fish
Rainbows
Evan The Pillock (my lil bro)
The Human Rights Act 1998
Funny Stuff I Like To Say & Hear
My Animals......
'My' Rainbow Poem, Borrowed From Shakespeare
My Bestest Buddies.....
Beffyweffymus
Nozzywozzykins
Dan's Webbie..... The Best In The World
My Dog - A La Dan
Free Ringtones, Free Logos
A Lil More About Urs Truly (no offence)

Hey. This is my webpage, all about ME. No-one else, so I'd appreciate it if no-one else was mentioned, especially nasty stuff about someone else. If you want to go and bitch about people, then you've got a phone, cos I don't want my website to become some silly little slanging arena. Please realize that by coming on my website and looking and larfing (I hope) you do accept my terms and conditions, basically stating that you promise not to bitch. Different people have different views of funny things, so what you might find hilarious, someone else might find really hurtful, so it might just be a lot better if you don't say anything at all. Please be aware that I feel thats a load of tree huggin hippy crap and I DONT practise my preachings. By the way, all hell may break loose........ or it may not, depending if I feel like destroying the world.........

12/02/03