-Chocolate soy milk is our Holy water-
-Ninjas are totally sweet and their force is strong-
-Our hand signal is the westside sign with the right hand and the flexing of the left bicep-
-Our diet is abundant in chicken and granola bars-
-With lack of chocolate soy milk, we build a fire inside of our bellies-
-We must learn to play 3 Simon and Garfunkel songs on the kazoo-
-Pink is the new black-
-We must speak of Yanni as if he is "cool"-
-We roll tight like a perm when not holding shit down like a hairnet-
-We answer the phone whether it rings or not-
-The word "hella" must be interspersed when speaking at least every 3 words-
-Each of our sentences are to end with "Psyche!"-
-The male Croissant Children must create their own Jadeburns. Female Croissant Children shall pencil theirs in-
-We shall all use MAC and L'Oreal eyeliner to accent our radiating eyes-
-We shall all sport pink ties-
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