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Welcome to my Star Wars site. Obvioulsy you'll see "a bunch of Star Wars" hence the term. You'll also find a lot of funny things about Star Wars, and a lot of funny pictures. Feel free to take the pics. Have fun! THINGS YOU WISH STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD SAY, BUT NEVER WOULD... -LEIA- I don't care what you say!! I'm cutting my hair!! CUT IT ALL OFF!! -LUKE- leia, you s1u+!! -VADER- I'm a big stiff a$$ whole with no life, who has major anxiety. -HAN- I am soooo sorry!! Okay, I'm wrong!! -C-3PO- You're hot! wanna date?? -CHEWBACCA- it's quite cold out here. I'm regretting shaving my fur. ROOAARR!! -IMPERIAL OFFICER- Here's the wrinkle creme you asked for Emperor Palpatine. -YODA- Speak poorly I do. Grammer lessons I need. -OBI-WAN- Yo Luke, Pass the beer! -EMPEROR PALPATINE- Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken!! -LEIA- Wow I would NEVER kiss Luke. -LUKE- fINE! I'll turn to the dark side. -VADER- Oww!! I ran into a wall again!! Ahh, help, I fell on the floor and can't get up!! -HAN- Please take the Millenium Falcon!! It's such a peice of $hit!! -C-3PO- i have to come out... I'm GAY!! -CHEWBACCA- Wow, I can talk... Grrrr Roarr!!! -IMPERIAL OFFICER- Vader, you could take you're lightsaber and shove it up ur a$$!! -YODA- Old and nieve I am, party with Mace I do. -OBI-WAN- BARK BARK!!! (he's drunk) -EMPEROR PALPATINE- Oh, woah, girls just wanna have fun!! Oh woah girls just wanna have fun!! SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A STAR WARS FREAK... (Yes, I've done all these.) (I'm still working on this) 1) When your mom wakes you up for shcool, you answer "unexpected this is, and unfortunate." 2) Use a Jedi-Mind Trick on a police officer to get your mom or dad out of a parking ticket. 3) the mind trick actually worked. 4) When you finish taking a test in school, you sit back in you're chair and recite a Star Wars episode. 5) You don't need a VCR to watch Star Wars. 6) You have DVD's of the original trilogy even though they havn't came out with them yet. 7) You explain to your friend who just got something in their eye, "you have hibernation sickness. Your eyesight will return in time." 8) When a teacher says, "you're handwriting is your weakness." you reply, "your faith in your friends in yours!" 9) When your sister puts on a green face mask (for a facial) you reply, "Yoda... is that you?" 10) You memorized the entire Star Wars Trilogy. 11) Yo've wrote many Star Wars stories and posted them on websites. 12) You watch movies like "Coming to America" and when James Earl Jones comes on screen you say, "Darth?" 13)You HATE trekkies!! 14)You can imatate every star wars character. 15) You're AOL SN has something to do with Star Wars. 16) Go into stores in the mall and ask for Star Wars underwear. 17) Read too many Star Wars books to count. 18) In TECH class you make everything Star Wars. 19) Your nick-name is a Star Wars character and more people know you're nick-name than you're actual name. And teachers call you the nick-name. 20) You take the time to make one of these lists.
