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This is a story. This story is called MR. BENJI'S HATE CRIME!, by ME.
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It all started one day in a far away land called Waldorf. This land had four men who made music, and happy music it was! However, things weren't always so happy for the four gentlemen!
One day, Mr. Benji and Mr. Billy were in the backyard. Mr. Billy was showing Mr. Benji something. "Look at me!" He shouted happily, "I can sing! FELLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTIIIOOOOOOOO!"
Mr. Benji didn't think that was funny at all!
"You know what, Mr. Billy? That was LAME! I'm going to HIT YOU NOW!"
"Who, me?"
Mr. Benji hit Mr. Billy. Really hard.
"Ow, Mr. Benji, that REALLY hurt!"
That wasn't very nice of Mr. Benji! Mr. Billy was ready to take some legal action!
Mr. Joel didn't see what happened, he was inside wishing he would turn into a thug. "Yo, does this hizzle make me look flizzle or what?"
Mr. Paul was nowhere in site. :(
Mr. Billy called the cops, and Mr. Benji was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and battery. He was put in jail. Mr. Benji was very unhappy.
"I hate jail!" Mr. Benji shouted, "I hate it so much it makes me poke myself repeatedly!"
He suddenly had an idea. He could ESCAPE from jail!
"See ya later, SUCKAZ!" Mr. Benji said, riding away from jail on his magic bike.
Later that day, Mr. Billy went to go visit Mr. Benji in jail, to bring him some things he might need from Target.
He was VERY upset that Mr. Benji had escaped, so upset, that he sued the entire world!
Not everyone wanted to be sued, especially not Mr. Paul!
"Ha ha ha!" Mr. Paul cackled evilly as he escaped from the House of The Sued, "I'll NEVER get sued!"
Mr. Joel didn't know he was being sued. He was sitting at home, waiting for the Thug Fairy to appear and turn him into a thug.
"Sorry mah thizzle wannabizzle, try again next yizzle.."
The fairy didn't grant Mr. Joel his wish.
Meanwhile, Mr. Billy seemed to know that Mr. Paul had escaped, and hunted him down.
"CAUGHT YOU, MR. PAUL!"
"Oh no you don't, Mr. Billy! I will cut your throat now!"
Poor Mr. Billy ended up dead.
All of a sudden, Mr. Benji appeared out of nowhere. "Hey guys," he said, "This isn't very nice of us, let's go to the park!"
Everyone, including the dead Mr. Billy thought that would be a great idea, and they all walked to the park, happily ever after.
THE END!
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