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Anti-Homogays!

[ There seems to be a diabolical demonic spirit among some
to force homosexuals into church employment.
It is because of that that this webpage - brutally vulgar as it is -
is presented to the broadminded and not intolerant Christian reader]

As of 28 October 2009, the pseudo-beloved blackie now pushing for Obamascare with Plotosi and Grayson and others (probably lauded by loud-mouthed a-hole Chris Matthews of MSNBC) in cohoots with scads of ACORN-like plus Human Wrongs deviates in conspiracy with rebellious-generation activists, signed into federal law a so-called "hate crimes" bill disallowing "violence" done to "gays" not merely on federal property, but everywhere.....as this webauthor understands it.

I guess that would mean that a cop who tasers a terroristically-shooting homogay because the homogay proclaimed to the cop that he was homogay would be guilty of permanent confinement without parole in a federal prison.

Clearly that is concordant with the Torah (Old-Testament) Scripture of The HOLY BIBLE which states:

Lev 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.

Or is it?

For one thing, God's command in the Pentateuch as stated above pertains to sodomites, who should be arrested, judged with due process in civil court, convicted, condemned to die by lethal injection or whatever, and then fatally injected without parole or plea bargaining within a reasonable period of time.

The command is not directed against effeminate [homogays].

Perhaps one reason the genuinely-beloved George W. Bush did not sign into law what his successor signed into law was because of the ludicrous nature of the declared pro-homogay decree, which yours truly will henceforth attempt to explain.

It almost goes without saying that a person has no right (and correct me if I am wrong) to do violence against a person simply because of their gender or race or disability.

What is meant by that is that there is no excuse to murder a man simply because he is a male human being (and I need not mention woman here, because the Bible probably would not mention the inferior-gender weaker sex for sundry purposes known best to the Holy Spirit). Nor is there any legitimate rationale for murdering an caucasian (not to mention an asian or negroid, so don't discriminatorily mention them) simply because of their so-called "race" (being that all three sons of father Noah all walked off the Ark together following the Flood - and brothers are brothers, man).

They were BORN that way! What can they do to change it?

However, when it gets to "sexual orientation" (which by implication would include wilfully-chosen effeminate homosexuality), the issue is NO longer one of characteristics one was born with - despite what warped and twisted heretics proclaim to the contrary. Being homogay [effeminate] is a choice, and very definitely - according to the Word of God - an intolerably despicable and obnoxious EVIL choice, causing the perpetrator to be perpetually quaranteened in the Outer-Darkness Lake of Fire eventually:

1Cor 6:9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
1Cor 6:10 nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1Cor 6:11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.

Obviously, therefore, being homogay effeminate is not something that should be given civil-rights protection, according to God's HOLY BIBLE.

An intended effect of Barack's ridiculous federal beatitude seeming to support homogay perverts is to scare the righteous into tolerating and even accepting homogays and their perverse indoctrination in media and public schools, to mention a couple possible applications.

But upon deeper contemplation, why is such an absurd regulation needed? Who in their right mind ever kills a man or woman because they are a man or woman, kills a caucasian or asian or negro because they are a caucasian or asian or negro? Or murders a homogay without due process because they have mis-chosen to become and be homo-effeminate?

There has been mention of extrapolation of the pro-homogay federal law into purported "thought crimes." Such (to my knowledge) is thankfully not part of the precise wording of the statute.

As the children used to chant: 'Sticks and stones will break your bones, but words will never hurt you.'

"Bashing" a person with sticks and stones and stilettos and submachine guns is one thing, but even forcefully shouting expletives or condemning them to their face is NOT considered physical assault nor bashing nor violence - again: despite what diabolical heretics hideously presume and blatter to the contrary.

Hate is assuredly allowed, and even encouraged, by certain parts of Sacred-66-books Holy Scripture - regardless of what homodeviates misconstrue in opposition! If the reader insists, the author of this piece could quote specific verse after specific verse to that effect. Actually, a keyword search using: "hate" in any computerized comprehensive concordance of the RSV or NRSV HOLY BIBLE should bring up a sufficient number of pertinent verses to prove the point.

With that in mind, the following is presently in the name of constitutional freedom of speech (of lesser importance) and the liberty of theologically-sound Biblical discernment (of greater importance):

Incoming Homosexual: Hello. I am a gay sodomite and looking for employment.
Pastor: We all are childlike, carefree-happy, yippie-skippy gay here. Johnny has come marching home, and 'we'll all feel gay.....' Deck the halls with boughs of holly; 'Don we now our gay apparel,' falala falala la la la.
Incoming Homosexual (H): NO! I mean I am homo-gay. A queer. A faggot. A dike. An impenitently-mindset man/boy-"love" paederistic pervert!
Pastor (P): Well get your accursed homosexual hinder outa here! Now!!!
H: Hold it right there, Bub. At this point, is it not true that the State has violated the Separation of Church and State by legally requiring you to hire me, or there's a criminal charge against you by law, and I will sue you into bankruptcy and foreclosure with a civil injunction enforced by a wickedly-activist federal judge....unless you hire me - an arrogant insolent homopervert.
P: As far as I know, the State (e.g. the governor, the legislature, and the fuzz) have NOT unconstitutionally violated The Separation of Church and State by forcing me to hire you - a #$%&@$#&%@ homopervert. If such were true, then we would petition the Almighty to repeat the following historical scenario:

2Kings 19:35 And that night the angel of the LORD went forth, and slew a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the camp of the Assyrians; and when men arose early in the morning, behold, these were all dead bodies.
Isa 37:36 And the angel of the LORD went forth, and slew a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the camp of the Assyrians; and when men arose early in the morning, behold, these were all dead bodies.
Isa 66:24 "And they shall go forth and look on the dead bodies of the men that have rebelled against me; for their worm shall not die, their fire shall not be quenched, and they shall be an abhorrence to all flesh."

H: So is that Church Council job still available?
P: Not to you, ashole. We just made a rule - effective indefinitely - that all additional members of the Vestry have to have been members for 20 years. By that time, you will have thankfully died of AIDS.
S: I hope I am not interrupting, Pastor, but one of our Board members just died.
H: So the position is now open?
P: No it is not, sheethead. We are downsizing the number on the Board. Talk to the Chairman of the Board if you have a question about that.
H: What about it, Chairman?
Chairman: Talk to the Pastor about it.
H: What about it, Pastor?
P: Talk to the Chairman about it.
H: What about it, Chairman?
Chairman: Talk to the Pastor about it.
H: So what positions are available for me, a belligerant homoqueer?
P: Perhaps toilet-seat licker, slimeface.
H: Anything else?
P: If you must, choir director or usher. And we require our choir director to direct and sing.
H: I'll try for the Choir Director position.
P: OK, sing this note 4 octaves below middle C. Now sing this note 3.7 octaves above middle C. Now sing both quickly 250 times.
H: [The homo merely sings middle C 20 times]
P: You can't sing worth a sheet. Now, direct for me.....No No - not with two hands, only one hand.....don't move your hands in a triangle...You can't even DIRECT worth a sheet!
H: How about the usher position?
P: We only pay 5 cents an hour to incoming homosexuals.
H: Are you discriminating against me?
P: No, pishead. But you will regret the day you ever darkened the doorstep of this church of Jesus Christ. Seriously regret it!
H: Are you threatening me?
P: Oh no, dungface. I am prophesying. Predicting!. THAT is my job as a Christian pastor, moron.
H: So I am hired as an usher?
P: What do you think, you disgusting bastard? Yes, your obnoxious carcass is regretfully hired. Hope you get sick next Sunday! Now get outa my sight before I throw up all over you, pottie-stench!

[Sunday comes, and the homo usher meets the entering congregants]

C1: Get outa my way, you filthy homosexual!
C2: Gimme my bulletin, you idiot. What are you waiting for?
C3: Hey dorkhead. Move your homosexual car out of my parking spot. Now!
C4: Dirty homosexual! You should be ashamed of yourself! WHY are you imposing on and harassing us Christians in God's house? Dam you to hel!
P: Attention, congregation. Obominators have coerced us to consider hiring this despicable homosexual pervert against our wills - unconstitutionally violating The Separation of Church and State. Before we read - over and over - the anti-effeminate/anti-sodomite Bible verses of Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:18-25, and I Corinthians 6:9-10 for the First Lesson, The Second Lesson, The Epistle, The Gospel, and the Sermon ..... I instruct the children to go downstairs and bring up rubber bands from the craft room to slingshot near the homosexual's head during the service. Adults will not be reprimanded for accidently spilling their grape juice on the homosexual by accidently running into him whenever they can. Teens can do whatever legal things they can to his car outside in the parking lot, as they would to a groom's car for a wedding. The Board has been ordered to write anonymous letters of disparagement to various governmental agencies against him. I encourage everyone to stick out their tongues at him and give him their raised third finger whenever they can. Now go and do it!

[They return, and everyone sits down, including the homoqueer]

C6: Hey homofaggot. Get OUT of my pew seat. You should have known darn well that I always sit there!
C7: Hey fecesface. You are blocking my view of the pastor. Move over, moron!
P: Oh, pardon you, my child, for accidently dropping that hymnal on the homopervert's head from the balconey! If any of you other children happens to be as accurate, bless the beasts and the children. Whoever clobbers him again from above by questionable mistake just might be absolved.

[Well, it gets worse for the homo-imbecile! Much worse for that church-attending homo forcing the church to employ him. You don't really want to know how bad it does get! But remember: it is all Church Policy and has practically nothing to do with secular "civil" "legal" statutes. It is the holy will of the Lord, from the Holy Bible. Literally. You see, Leviticus 20:13 does speak of execution. Capital punishment. Slowly but surely. Very surely. It is the LORD's doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes!]