And so it begins. After however long, I am once more bored enough and capable of fighting back the apathy to create the wonder that will be this website. It will be uninteresting, I assure you. It will contain somewhere in the region of nothing of any use to anyone and nothing at all, unless you want to know my middle name, that is. Furthermore, my HTML skills leave something to be desired, but I'm sure you'll deal with it.




Anyway, if you are unfortunate enough to be here, please enter and read on. It would humour me greatly.
Now go on, click the damned pic below.