2) Loose the lame ass pop vibe
3) Cut Brian (He's giving too much a a freaky carney vibe)
4) Cut cordinting outfits (all white or or black)
5) Infact cut all costrumes all together just stick with normal clothes
6) Cut the Pyro PLEASE!
7) Let Meg screw Aj making him sober and drug free (Just Say No Man!)
8) Cut Howie! (Except for the occasional guest apperance where he must sign a contract saying he will not act Gay)
9) Add Andy to the band (He's Hot)
10) Fewer ballads
11) No more backup dancers they're gay too
12) Laura and Meg must have comentary section in the begging of conert
13) Laura and Meg get to kick out of any Hoochies who think they are going to get some from Aj or Nick or ANDY! and probably do....
14) No more Japanese fans (Well Giddy Up Butercup)
15) Forget that Backstreet Boy name shit now its just Nick and Aj and Sexy Hot Green Pants (Andy) thats it
Ok C'Mon its a joke we're not serious *looks around nervously* Damn Backstreet Fans are too damn uptight!!
