About E.L.F.S.
ELFS stands for Erin Libby Frankfort Shaham which is our initials all mixed up and stuff so don't tell us it's bad grammar (cough Doug cough). So I thought we should have a page where you can get to know our crazy ass selves!
Erin
Erin is an awesome person and a best friend for sure. We're both short and that's awesome and we're both crazy! Put us in the same room and hide, I'm warning you! Right now she's single and wants a boyfriend, but when we say boyfriend, we mean someone to be friends with and start a relationship with 'cause frankly, Erin doesn't want to jump right into something. So take that! OH AND SHE'S JEWISH!
Libby
Yah I'm Libby and I'm cool. I'm a big lazy procrastinator and I'm crazy too, I'm not your average jo! Even though I am Jo and Erin's Pip but that's a different story, literally. So I'm Jewish and I'm not hairy & I don't have a crooked nose like some people's older sisters think. Actually I've been told I'm a damn hott one! Okay I'm out of things to say except, I'm single, you're hott, and I want you ;)
Mr. Picklesworth
Mr. Picklesworth is the biggest hottie on Earth ccept for Erin. He likes to help me out on my finals and his mouth smells like strawberries thanks to Yale (thank you Yale) and Kyle likes to make him a clock. He's just so cool. Buy Erin a monkey.
Home
Me 2 Erin: "Yeah so you want something like Chapter 20 in my Teen Health book, a perfect relationship. Y'know...become friends, next step, become better friends, next step, even better friends, next step, start dating, next step, get closer, next step, get even closer, next step, marry, and 5 years later have sex. I don't get that, why should people wait till you're married until you have sex? I mean wouldnt it suck if you were a virgin and your husband was really bad in bed and you would never get to experience some good sex!"
Erin: "Yeah I know, that's why we should make engagement sex, where you can back out if he's bad in bed and if he's good go through with it!"
Me 2 Erin: "Yeah no legal problems!"
-a day in the life of Erin & Libby-
