If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets fo get wasted together and have the time of our lives
when in dout, thro him out!
Your like a traffic ticket, you've got F-I-N-E written all over you
Some guys are like gum, they lose their flavor* Other are like ice cream you save them for later
DO you belive in love at first site, or should i walk by again?
Say It 2 Mah Face~Not Behind Mah Bak U Lyk Talkin Shyt?~Good Cuz Now Ur Gettin Smacked!
Me N Muh Gurlz B Runnin Tha Show~Ladiez Hold Ur Men~Cuz They B Sweatin Lyk Whoa!
If U Need A Nickel~Ill Gyvv u a Dime If U NeEd A mAn DuN FuQQ wIt MyNe
You ask me who I like and I say no one, but what I really mean iz no one but you
I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Dance like nobody's watching.... We all need a laugh now and then.
condoms are easier to change, than diapers
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people
save thee trees....wipe your ass, with an owl
wheres the love?
Love at first sight is rather pointless without love at second sight, and third, and fourth.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
TVs are more interesting then people, if they weren't then we'd have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
This life is a test, only a test. If it had been real you would have received further intructions on where to go and what to do!
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.
preps = shit
i be 6 u be 9
sucks to be you
who pissed in ur gene pool?
jesus is coming! every one look busy!
i love every bone in ur body especially mine
my mommy says i'm speacial
practice safe sex...go fuck urself
WARNING....Preps are allowed but will be treated like shit
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?
GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
Guys are like m&ms, some have nuts and some dont
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz BabyBelieve Me I'm Az's Finest!
He broke my heart so I broke his jaw
If you are what you eat… I must be cheat, fast and easy
Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sun is hott, And so are you.
What you see is what you get, So make a move you won’t regret.
If you have a lot of cash…you get to spend a lot a time with me.
Yeah so I’m cute yeah so I’m hot so please don’t hate me just cuz your not
Keep smiling. It will make people wonder what you have been up to.
I DONT Suffer From Insanity I Enjoy EVERY MINUTE Of It
Sweeter than Mandy Moore,
Crazier than Britney Spears,
I’ll grant you more wishes then
Christina Aguilera & love you
Forever just like Jessica Simpson
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trash got dumped, And so have you
Everyone loves me…most just don’t know it yet.
If angles belong in heaven, then why the hell am I here?
Life’s too short to date ugly guyz
I’m busy…your ugly…Have a nice day
Being a princess is much harder Than you think…
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive then I remembered.... Sucicidez a crime
Roses are red, violets are blue, God gave me fashion sense, He must have skipped you
Leave me alone!… Shut up… I don’t care… Go away!
I’m not a bad gurl…I’m just a good gurl who does bad things
Good gurls are bad gurls who don’t get caught
I am an angle short and sweet, mess With me and you’ll get beat
Who ever said, “Nothing is impossible”, Never tried slamming A revolving door
Are you nobody? Cuz they said nobody’s perfect
You think you’re hot You think your smart You want my man I think not!
If it weren’t for boys I’d quit school
When all else fails * Look cute *
Learn the rules then break them
Everyone has the right to speak their mind… Then get thrown in jail
My hobbies: Liking guys I shouldn’t like
If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you
Should I smile, cuz you’re my friend or cry cuz that’s all we’ll ever be
Everyone says that you only fall in love once but that’s not true, Every time I hear your voice I fall in love again, with you
If you love someone put there name in a circle not a heart, A heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
You laugh cuz I’m different I laugh cuz your ugly
To the world your just one person, But to me, you are the world
What’s betta? A lie that draws a smile of the truth that draws a tear?
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, a kiss isn’t a kiss unless its tasted
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum A kiss isn’t a kiss without some tough
sorry boys the only thing I blow are kisses
Sorry boys the only things I suck are lolli pops
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, A person who doesn’t is a fool forever
Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye Live down your cheek and die on your lips
Don’t settle for the one you can live with…settle for the one you cant live without
Nothing is more painful then realicing he ment everything to you and you ment nothing to him
Don’t push anyone to hard, if its ment to be, it will happen
Loving Him wasn’t The problem, Getting to close Was
I’m so great, I’m jealous of myself
I make good boys bad
Nobody’s perfect… but I’m so close I scare myself
I love rainbows I love rain I love u and ........... Um I forgot the rest but I think ur hot
Just becuz I flirt doesn’t mean I’m interested
Why do they call it 'French Kissing' if Americans do it the best?
Don't flatter yourself.... I was looking at your friend.
My Boyfriend Said That If I Crushed On 1 more guy He’ll Leave me! Man I sure am gonna Miss Him!
I’m so cool i make ice jealous. I’m so hot, fires don’t stand a chance.
i might be sexy i might be sweet but without you I’m incomplete
Hey look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as i do.
OMG! You killed my ex!!! How much do I owe u?
~Hello, have we met b4? - Oh that’s right I've seen ur picture in the dictionary beside DANG! ~
Life’s a bitch and then you die
If u wanna get with me in my gurls you'll have fun i bet,but i must warn you we’re little playetts
*U broke my heart and made me cry.. Now repeat after me baby*Bye Bye Bye*
"Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich."
Kids In The back Seat Cause Accidents. Accidents In The Backseat Cause Kids.
If Toast Always Lands Butter Side Down And Cats Always Land On Their Feet, What Happens When You Strap Toast To The Back Of A Cat And Drop It?
Santas lucky he knows where all the naughty bois live
How can I miss you if you don’t go away?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Barbie sucks and....kens as happy as ever!
I wanna be Barbie the bitch has everything
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
I’m sorry did I look interested?
Is that your face or are you trying to be funny?
Sugar is sweet, gum is sticky, what a kiss without a hickie?
If football is so spectacular, why does it take cheerleaders to excite the crowd?
Oh crap, you are going to try to cheer me up, aren’t you?
If all guys were across the sea, a very good swimmer I would be
"She said to me can you dance, Can I dance? I said who? she said You I said me she said yes I said no"
roses are red, violets are blue, babies come easy, so watch who you screw
some boys are glad, some boys are sad but my boy is bad!!!