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You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day!!!

Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people), like Nike (Just do it),like Pepsi (ask for more),like Coca Cola (Enjoy),like me (too good to be true),

Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed ,In your parents bed ,In a car ,On a washing machine while running , In a hot tub ,On a beach down in the sand ,On a comfy couch with the TV on , On a waterbed ,A plane bathroom ,In the rain

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies ,In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! ,In front of all of your friends ,In a phonebooth ,In your best friend's bed ,At Grandma's house ,At school ,In your dirty basement ,In the street ,ON-LINE

Top three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure....I've done this thousands of times... Are you sure it's on there?

Top 3 things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? Gotta cigarette? Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Your Moms Dollz