Welcome to our page. In the next little bit, you will be exploring our first hand encounters with the dumbasses of our society that do a horrible injustice to those of us that enjoy and can appreciate real performance in an automobile. How do they do this? Simple, we have to endure the pain and agony of looking at and listening to what they call "performance."
Disclaimer: Before proceeding, be warned that the cars contained within this page may lead to vomitting, diarhea, nausea, paralysis, and the sudden urge to go out and do a little ethnic cleansing . Also, we are not affiliated with any car manufacturer, racing team, etc. We are just a couple of individuals sick of these people who think that they have "phat" rides.
P.S. Disclaimer #2: If by some chance, your car appears on this site, do not e-mail us pissed off that you were unfortunate enough to encounter us and our cameras, because all were going to do is e-mail you back and tell you to get a new ride.
Disclaimer #3: Another bit of information, many of you probably think that we drive pieces of shit and we are just jealous of what you drive. Just to go ahead and set the record straight, our cars are capable of beating all the cars displayed on this page.
