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Advatages of a White Tennis Ball over a Yellow One
- Its not as bright, no harm to the eyes
- It can be camoflauged in the snow
- It not racist towards asian people
- Its eaiser to tell if it is dirty
- You can threaten people with it and they would think it was a baseball, and would run away, so you can take all their stuff.
- You can trick todlers into thinking that it is a ghost tennis ball
- You can urinate on it and make it look real, then put it in peoples tennis rackets, and when they play their hands will smell like urine and they will want to wash them but there are never any bathrooms near a tennis court and they will have to go far out of their way to cleanse themselfs making their tennis parter/s very annoyed and disgruntled.
- You can put it in a marsh mellow bag, and take all of your friends to camp out and make smores. And the unlucky friend will be like "hey my marsh mellow tastes a little funny". And you will be like "HAHA thats because it is a white tennis ball not a marsh mellow!"