Fuk Me Like You Wanna?


"The Modern Day King Midas"

We begin showing the gorgeous sky over Japan, about 29,000 feet high to be exact. Large brown mountain ranges can be seen below, as well as small shiny dots, representing the cities. The sun gleams off of some of the buildings, sending bright glimmering rays of light upwards. The landscape seems so pristine from way up high…green fields, mixed with darker green forests and rice-fields. Small lakes and ponds can be easily made out from the vantage point, and we continue to seemingly glide along, even though we are actually moving very fast across the sky.

The scene pulls back, and you see a small circular airplane window. The reflection of Titan 3 is then seen as he stares at the scenery outside. His eyes move from left to right as he examines the sights far down below. It has been a long time, but he has finally returned. After all...this is where his legacy started. The strangely peaceful hum of jet engines can then be heard, and Titan 3 peels his eyes away from the window, and takes a drink of champagne from a glass he is holding in his hand. A pretty young Japanese flight attendant then comes over carrying a large tray filled with half-full champagne glasses. She lowers the tray, but Titan 3 politely shakes his head “no”, and holds up his glass signaling that he’s good to go for the time being.

Dressed nicely and professionally as always, Titan 3 seems to be at peace with himself. He sits by himself on the plane, and seems to be relaxing in deep thought…

”It feels real good to be away from everything….to be in mid-flight like this….I don’t know what it is, but it’s times like these that I really have a chance to think about things. Every other time, it seems I’m too busy worrying about wrestling and my opponents and promotional activities and such…makes it hard to have any “me” time…”

The plane begins to lower some, apparently getting ready to make it’s final descent to it’s ultimate destination…Fukuoka Airport. You then hear Titan’s voice as he continues to think….doing so while he still has time, because once he hits the ground, the chaos shall resume once more…

”Wow…look at the sunset….they say this is the land of the Rising Sun, but that is the most beautiful sunset I’ve ever seen in my life….

You then get a view from Titan’s vantagepoint, showing an amazing sunset indeed. In the background, you see a melting pot of red, purple, and orange. The colors seem to streak across the lower part of the horizon vertically. High clouds are scattered about all over the sky, and in the foreground, darker clouds stretch across the sky as well. Small portions of these clouds hang down like rows and rows of tiny fingers. Wishing he had his camera, Titan 3 sighs, thankful that he was able to enjoy such a sight…for soon, it will be dark over Fukuoka. You hear his voice again, as the plane’s nose begins to dip down…

”Things were getting too crazy back in the States…with the whole impending rape trial and all. The F.B.I is still watching me though. I spotted a couple of them back in Moscow. They probably think I didn’t notice them, but I did. I guess they think I’m going to flee or something. How dumb is that? A high profile person like me? Where in the world would I hide? I’m sure my F.B.I “pals” will be in Fukuoka as well…waiting for me…watching me…doing the things that the F.B.I does.

The image of Titan 3, lost in thought, slowly begins to fade. You then get a view of the underside of the plane that Titan 3 is on, as it touches down on the runway. You hear the loud skidding sounds as the large rubber tires make contact with the pavement. Small plumes of white smoke shoot out from underneath the tires due to the hot friction created. A busy, bustling terminal is seen in the background as the airplane taxis slowly towards it. The engines roar loudly one last time, and then begin to fall silent.

The scene switches to inside the terminal, and a long stream of passengers is seen walking through the gates, exiting the plane. Then, Titan 3 is seen, towering above everyone else. He has his bag strapped across his shoulder and is busy checking his schedule on his digital palm-pilot. He walks along, and then looks up, seeing a short Japanese man in a black suit, wearing thick black glasses. He holds up a small sign in front of him that reads “Titan 3”. Titan walks up to him and says…

Titan 3: You must be my Japanese liaison.

Liaison: I am so sorry…my English not good. Are you The Titan 3?

Titan 3: What am I, an object? It’s not “The” Titan 3. It’s simply Titan 3. However, my real name is Vincent. Vincent D’Amor.

Liaison: So sorry Vincent D’Amor. I was sent here by the mayor of Fukuoka to be your guide during your stay here in our city. My name is Hydeki.

Titan 3: Nice to meet you. So what’s first on the agenda? Let’s get it all out of the way before the jet-lag kicks in.

Hydeki: We shall first go to Hawks Town, where we will dine at the Marizon, the finest eating establishment in all of Fukuoka.

Titan 3: Sounds great! I’m starving!

Titan 3 turns and walks away, while Hydeki scurries quickly to catch up to him. They walk through the crowded airport, until they reach the front entrance. Walking through the glass doors, the camera stays with Titan 3 and his liaison. Hydeki then steps in front of Titan 3, and takes his bag from him politely. Not objecting, Titan 3 lets him, and then follows Hydeki over to a parked Cadillac. The vehicle is sleek and black, and looks brand new. Hydeki opens the passenger side door for Titan 3, allowing him entrance into the vehicle. Hydeki then goes to the driver'’ side and gets in. He starts the car, and then take off, soon getting on the freeway…

Hydeki: I must apologize for ignorance. I have never heard of you before.

Titan 3: It’s no big deal Hydeki. I don’t expect EVERYONE in this world to know who I am. Sometimes, I’d rather no one know of me.

Hydeki: Ahhh…well the Mayor knows of you….he is very fond of you…a big fan. He wanted me to show you the proper Fukuota hospitality.

Titan 3: Too bad he couldn’t join us. That would have been cool..hanging out and partying with the mayor…ok, maybe not. Hurry up Hydeki before I wither away due to malnutrition.

Hydeki: At your command!

Titan 3 is thrown back into his seat as Hydeki mashes the gas pedal all the way down to the floor. They zip down the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic. Titan 3 starts to think that he hopes he makes it to face Dynamic Dynamite in one piece. Driving almost recklessly, Hydeki continues to race down the road, barely avoiding several of the slower vehicles traveling along. Finally, they reach the desired exit ramp which will ultimately lead them to the restaurant. Hydeki slows down, and Titan 3 finally takes a breath…

Titan 3: Hey…uhhh….Hydeki….that was ummm…fun??

Hydeki: So sorry…I did not mean to frighten you.

Titan 3: Frightened? Are you kidding? I scoff at the remark! It takes a lot more than a crazed zipper-head driving like a maniac behind the wheel of only the finest of American made automobiles to scare me Hydeki.

Hydeki: The Mayor had a lot of good things to say about you. He said you are a professional wrestler, in town for a big event. Ahhh…WpW I think it was…

Titan 3: That’s right Hydeki, WpW. World Pro Wrestling. There’s a huge event coming up, and I’m facing Dynamic Dynamite for his World Title.

Hydeki: So sorry again…I have too never heard of Dynamic Dynamite either.

Titan 3: Good. Now I don’t feel so bad that you never heard of me, because I’m WAY better than Dynamic Dynamite could ever dream of being. It’s kind of funny, but Dynamic Dynamite had already been around a while by the time I showed up on the professional wrestling scene. Since that time, I have accomplished more than he ever has, and ever will. Since the early days, Dynamic Dynamite would sit back and watch me perform on a nightly basis. He then started trying to emulate the things I was doing, even though he never could, and still CAN’T hold a candle to me. I came into the GCWA…that old federation that Dynamic Dynamite keeps harping about over and over. I know it’s hard for him to get over the past and all, but then again, this is Dynamic Dynamite we’re talking about here. Everyone’s favorite paper champion. The biggest SHAM the pro-wrestling world has ever known. He thinks he’s something special because he puts out a lot of promos. He thinks that’s hard work. Little does he realize that putting out crap-filled nonsense on a regular basis does not constitute hard work. Dynamic Dynamite would be hard-pressed to put out QUALITY meaningful material on a regular basis though, and this is a well-known fact. Take this whole “acting” gig that he’s got going on, trying to be some major actor. It’s never going to happen, DD. “Life and Times of a Convicted Felon”? Who would waste their hard earned money on watching that piece of crap movie? That thing has FLOP written all over it…. A lot like your wrestling career, Double D. Hey Hydeki, do you think I look like Vin Diesel?

Hydeki: Yes, there is a resemblance there…I am a fan of his after all…

Titan 3: Yeah, I’ve heard that lot…about the resemblance there. The only difference is, I am WAY better looking than Vin! Plus, he’s a bad actor too…no wonder DD is hanging out with him. Vin is a punk, man. He’ll never get past the whole “The Fast and The Furious” stigma. The same way Dynamic Dynamite will never be the high caliber wrestler that I am. That guy loves living in the past, I tell ya. He keeps on mentioning his loss to me in the GCWA world title match. To be honest, he was just another victim in the LONG line of pretenders trying to take my belt at the time. I’ve barely even given it a second thought, DD. The truth is Double D..you were a LOT better THEN than you are now, which means you are now officially screwed. You were screwed the instant I became number one contender for the WpW World title. You know damn well you are going to lose your title to me. You just won’t admit it. Instead, you put on this façade, trying to uphold your “image” as a bad guy or whatever. It’s become old DD…stale even. You don’t have “it” now, and the truth is…you never had “it”, Dynamic Dynamite. You’re lucky to even BE WpW World Champion right now, kid. I could sit here and list the names of the people I’ve beaten here in the WpW, like you constantly do… but I don’t need to. You know, as does everyone else, who I’ve beaten to get here. What, you think I don’t deserve to be where I am? If so, then you are in for a very rude awakening come Goldpush. You’re about as synthetic as they come, Dynamic. A complete and total wannabe. A wannabe actor, a wannabe musician, and a wannabe porn-star….like anyone really wants to see your fat, blubbery pimply naked ass…and the sad part is, DD…you’re a wannabe when it comes to wrestling. Sure I kicked your ass back in the day, and guess what? There’s going to be somewhat of a repeat performance happening in a ring near you! Be sure not to miss it, DD! The thing is Dynamic…I’ve only gotten BETTER since the GCWA days…whereas, you’ve been in a slow and steady decline. We’re two totally different wrestlers, going two totally different directions, you and me. I’m on my way to the top, while you’ll soon be in a steady downward spiral all the way to the bottom of the barrel where you belong. You’re flame is beginning to flicker, and I’m going to be the one snuffing you out, Double D. Losing to me isn’t a bad thing Dynamic….as a matter of fact, you should be used to it. I don’t see what the big deal is…it’s not like it took much to beat you so long ago. I know things are a bit different now, as it seems the tables have been turned. Now, YOU are the top dog, and I am the challenger. But just like I put down the supposed “legend” Hawk Hendricks, I too will put you down, Dynamic Dynamite. You’ve done a lot in this business, but none of that is going to matter come match-time.

Hydeki just drives along quietly, not saying a word…not even daring try to interrupt the massive Titan 3 as he continues to speak about his opponent…

Titan 3: As for me getting involved with your match against Crissy Green well…I was only looking after my own interests there. Was I playing head-games with you? Maybe. I’m not doubting you could have beaten Crissy Green, because after all…he’s about as washed-up as they come…but after he hit his finisher on you, I grew quite concerned. I didn’t want Crissy walking around here proclaiming himself to be the “Uncrowned WpW Champion” or whatever it was he kept talking about….so I stepped in and took care of it. It was simply business, Double D…I thought maybe you’d understand that, but obviously, you didn’t. I believe I have that right. Hell, I’ve been saying that from the start. I was willing to damn near kill my own stablemate Eric Rodriguez to get this World Title shot, so what does that tell you? That tells you that I was meant to be on top of the WpW, and I WILL be. Yeah, I’ve seen the polls and heard the odds….many people are picking YOU to win this thing, DD. Think it bothers me? Hell no, it doesn’t. It’s not that the fools making the picks think I can’t win…it’s just that they don’t WANT me to win. It all boils down to jealousy. None of that garbage means anything to me, other than there will be quite a few disappointed as*holes walking around backstage after I cremate your sorry ass at Goldpush. Nobody wants to see me on top, because they all know they can’t beat me. They’d rather see YOU on top, because they know you aren’t all that…just like I know. You call me a “jacksh*t”? Come on man, you can do better than that. It seems all you do nowadays is spew out useless crap from your mouth…almost as much as other guys spew sticky white stuff into your wife’s mouth….but that’s another topic for another day. Right now, I’m only focused on YOU, Double D. I’m focused on hammering your body and mind into submission. I’m focused on ripping that title from your cold and nearly dead fingers. Yeah, I took a cheap-shot at your wife….but you set yourself up for that one. YOU are the dumbass that fell in love with a pornstar….it just goes to show how stupid and lame you really are. You constantly display every single flaw you have, DD…and believe me...you’ve got LOTS of flaws. I’m not saying I’m perfect or anything…but I’m a lot f*cking better than you. Seriously man…two weeks ago you were yelling and screaming about how “tight” you and your buddy Jesse Williams were….and next thing you know, he’s hitting a homerun with your cranium courtesy of a steel chair. Yeah, REAL good pal you got there. With “friends” like that, who needs enemies, huh DD? I tried to tell ya, but you didn’t want to listen. That’s cool. You keep on not listening…even when I’m telling you now that you are going to lose this match between us. Now don’t get me wrong…I could care less about you and Jesse’s relationship. But if it’s not some sort of elaborate scheme or set up for Crissy Green then well….all I can say is…you got what you deserved, Double D.

The black Cadillac is the shown pulling up in front of the Marizon restaurant, where the who’s who of Japan go to dine when in town. The outside is packed full of people waiting to get in, and the press is there as well, ready to catch a glimpse of the first superstar they see. Titan 3 and Hydeki step out as a young valet quickly runs over and assumes control of the vehicle, driving it away to the valet parking area one would assume. Titan 3 then looks over at the camera as the vehicle disappears from behind him…

Titan 3: No Dynamic, I’m NOT those other guys you beat. I’m stratospheres above those lame @sses, and you know this. You’re not going to “end” me, like you may have done some of those other people. Matter of fact DD, you didn’t really “end” anyone. I know several of those guys left because of reasons other than you. YOU are the one who is going to meet the end though, Dynamic. The END of your winning streak…the END of your title reign, etc. I’m coming out with all guns blazing, and I’m not going to let up on you until that title that you currently hold belongs to me. It’s funny that you seriously think you played some sort of role in Eric Rodriguez’s demise. Yeah whatever DD. You go right ahead and think that, man. See, that’s your problem. Idiots should not be allowed to think. There should be a law or something. Yeah, I respect you a lot…but each time you open up that mouth of yours, I start to lose a little more respect for you. I HAVE to respect you because after all..you are the World Champ….for now. Just remember that all title reigns must come to an end. Yours is going to end a whole lot sooner than you wanted it to though. You’re so busy worrying about that ass-kicking I gave you a while ago, when what you SHOULD be doing is worrying about the NEXT one I’m going to be giving you, son! You sit there and praise me, and then turn around and call me a “nothing”? You know better than that. That’s just ridiculous garble coming from a B.D.B. who knows he’s about fall at my hands once again. What’s a B.D.B.? Big Dumb Bastard, man. I’ve got your number Double D, and I always will. That world title you’ve got around your waist is as good as mine now. You come out, stating the obvious, and you are seriously one dull son of a bitch, man. It’s EXTREMELY difficult to sit through an entire DD promo….and I’m not the only one who feels that way. Remember back in the GWO when Punisher was kidnapped and his torture was being forced to watch Dynamic Dynamite promos all day and all night? Yeah, those kidnappers damn near killed my good pal Punisher. For real man, when your promo opened, everyone could see that you were standing there talking to Vin Diesel, and Demi Moore and whoever else……of course, five seconds later, you had to TELL us that you are talking to Vin Diesel and Demi Moore even though they are standing right there, man. Get with the program, DD. You had best wake up, or this match is going to be over a LOT quicker than you anticipated. It’s high time you become reacquainted with Ground Zero…no time quite like the present!

Titan 3 and his liaison immediately head for the VIP entrance. Upon entering, a small line of people awaits in front of them. Titan 3 takes a minute to address his foe once more…

Titan 3: I’m starting to think you ate a little too much Thanksgiving turkey, Dynamite. I think that tryptophan has had a serious effect on your brain. Sucks to be you. You’re going to lose your title on your very first defense. That’s pretty sad. Then again, you are one sad human being, DD. Now I’m going to show you how a true champion operates. See you on Ground Zero, schmuck.

The line quickly moves through, and per Japansese tradition, Titan 3 takes his shoes off, and is seated at a kneeling table with Hydeki. The place is packed, with waiters and waitresses rushing back and forth, making sure their respective tables are taken care of. A close-up shot of a serving tray is then shown. You see several cups of Saki, a traditional Japanese drink, sitting on the tray. Two hands then appear in the view over the tray. The hands then break open a red pill-capsule over one of the cups, emptying an unknown white powder into one of the cups. The hands then slowly withdraw. Seconds later, a waitress comes over and picks up the tray, carrying it over to where Titan 3 and Hydeki are kneeling. The waitress takes the cup that had the substance from the pill put inside, and sets it down in front of Titan 3.

Titan 3: Hey, I didn’t order any Saki..but oh well, I’m not complaining. Maybe it’s free!

Not knowing that something has been placed in his drink, Titan 3 gives the waitress his order, and then takes the cup, and takes a drink….the scene fades as Titan 3 smiles and chats with Hydeki….to be continued.